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Online jdawg70

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Re: Why did God have only one son?
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2013, 12:19:12 PM »
Quote from: neopagan on August 19, 2013, 11:52:08 AM
I like the self published book referred to as "the most important book since Darwin's 'The Origin of Species'"

It's like the local bar that has their "World Famous Burger" - it is true for certain definitions of 'world' and 'famous'.

Likewise, this book may very well be the most 'important', depending on the definition of 'important'.
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Re: Why did God have only one son?
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2013, 12:24:33 PM »
I was ever so briefly tempted to plunk down the 5.99 for the kindle version, just for grins. But alas, had a burger instead...
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Re: Why did God have only one son?
« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2013, 08:57:46 PM »
Quote from: relativetruth on August 16, 2013, 06:33:18 PM
Quote from: Nam on August 16, 2013, 02:19:11 PM
Maybe Biblegod has a low sperm count. When it spews it spews empty.

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So you think that, maybe, he tried to impregnate lots of virgins of pure thought thoughout the world but only got lucky with just the one Mary?

Or is it that Allah takes all the potential candidates to make up the 72 per Muslim male quota?



Doesn't really matter 'cause it obviously can't have girls. It has only the ribs of boys to play with.

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