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A preacher was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?""Oh, I don't know," said the preacher. "How about why there is a God, or Heaven or Hell, or life after death?" as he smiled smugly."Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"The preacher, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"And then she went back to reading her book.
Because dinosaurs and cavemen are from two different ages.-Nam
Quote from: Nam on November 04, 2013, 09:51:48 PMBecause dinosaurs and cavemen are from two different ages.-NamSpoiler!
If you told her you were sure some shit was soon to appear I bet she would believe it without any doubt.
If you told her you were sure some shit was soon to appear I bet she would believe it without any doubt.If you told her god was about to appear I bet she wouldn't believe that.Difference is, shit is real.
The original facebook post is so pathetic, lame and insulting, why would you bother even humouring it with a response?If you did, I'd hope you think of something slightly more imaginative.
This has been circulating on the internet. How to respond? Or not respond?