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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2013, 09:51:48 PM »
Because dinosaurs and cavemen are from two different ages.

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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2013, 11:09:32 PM »
Whelp, they caught us. Back to the drawing board guys!

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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2013, 04:55:38 AM »
The sick person who made this up should see how it makes more sense when turned against him.

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A preacher was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the preacher. "How about why there is a God,
or Heaven or Hell, or life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The preacher, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Spread this on the internet.


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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2013, 05:09:35 PM »
The original facebook post is so pathetic, lame and insulting, why would you bother even humouring it with a response?

If you did, I'd hope you think of something slightly more imaginative.
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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2013, 06:30:33 PM »
Because dinosaurs and cavemen are from two different ages.

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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2013, 08:42:51 PM »
Because dinosaurs and cavemen are from two different ages.

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Spoiler!  :D

Sorry.

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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2013, 02:07:24 PM »
If you told her you were sure some shit was soon to appear I bet she would believe it without any doubt.
If you told her god was about to appear I bet she wouldn't believe that.
Difference is, shit is real.
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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2013, 05:14:22 PM »
If you told her you were sure some shit was soon to appear I bet she would believe it without any doubt.
as in you needed to have one (reading that again, it wasn't obvious what I meant)
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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2013, 06:48:17 PM »
If you told her you were sure some shit was soon to appear I bet she would believe it without any doubt.
If you told her god was about to appear I bet she wouldn't believe that.
Difference is, shit is real.

True, dat.  One of the first things we teach our children is what to do with sh!t. We tell cats and puppies where to sh!t. Cows produce sh!t and garden supply stores sell sh!t. In some countries people use sh!t for fuel. Plus, everyone in the world knows their sh!t, but hardly anyone knows their god.[1]

Some people have even been known to smoke it.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/238415/this_is_good_shit/
 1. That is what I would say to that mythical potty-mouth brat--As dumb as you are, even you know more about sh!t than you know about your god, kid.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2013, 03:39:21 PM »
The original facebook post is so pathetic, lame and insulting, why would you bother even humouring it with a response?

If you did, I'd hope you think of something slightly more imaginative.

To pop the bubble of smugness that is pervasive. It isn't the entry, is the saturation of agreement.
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

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Re: Atheists don't know shit.
« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2013, 04:18:23 PM »
This has been circulating on the internet.  How to respond? Or not respond?

You realize that with but minor alteration this story works as well for "theist"?

Viz:

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A  theist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the theist. "How about  God, Heaven and
Hell, or  life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The theist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

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Additional profundity might be generated by substituting "Christian," "Muslim," "Hindu," etc. for "theist" in the above.

Please circulate this on the Internetâ„¢.
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