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« on: August 04, 2013, 08:19:38 PM »
Omg I only saw one video of you to realize how crazy people can be. Lol
Your like this small grain of sand talking about the ocean.  As if you were the ocean.   Very funny.  God still loves you
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2013, 08:48:42 PM »
God still loves us?  Will we burn in hell for the rest of eternity as proof of that love?  Hmmm.   Or don't you believe in that part of Christianity?  Join us here to debate these beliefs. 
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2013, 08:58:15 PM »
How do you know god "loves" us?  There has been some that god outright hated.  (remember Esau, anyone?)
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2013, 09:48:35 PM »
Omg I only saw one video of you to realize how crazy people can be. Lol
Your like this small grain of sand talking about the ocean.  As if you were the ocean.   Very funny.  God still loves you

On the contrary, religions are getting smaller, not the other way around.  We have open minds and honesty on our side.  Religions have delusions and mythology.  Got anything else?

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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2013, 10:35:09 PM »
Omg I only saw one video of you to realize how crazy people can be. Lol
Your like this small grain of sand talking about the ocean.  As if you were the ocean.   Very funny.  God still loves you
Funny how you make these declarative statements about what God does or doesn't do.  Did he tell you this, or are you simply citing what other people told you?  And if he told you, how did he tell you?

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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2013, 11:02:04 PM »
Nah. There are people who love me, and whom I love. And guess what. I know who they are and where they are. And they know the same about me.

Love works so much better when those involved are involved.

Your god is either inept or nonexistent, and I'll assume the latter until he gives me a little peck on the cheek and says the love thing himself.
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2013, 02:59:26 AM »
Omg I only saw one video of you to realize how crazy people can be. Lol
Your like this small grain of sand talking about the ocean.  As if you were the ocean.   Very funny.  God still loves you

We are the ocean, you're the salt that sours us.

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This thread is about lab-grown dicks, not some mincy, old, British poof of an actor. 

Let's get back on topic, please.


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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2013, 04:45:11 AM »
Just keep that head of yours firmly wedged in between our arse cracks.

What if the hokey pokey is what its all about?

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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2013, 07:33:27 AM »
How do you know God loves us?  For all you know we could be amputees. ;)
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2013, 09:40:07 PM »
Omg I only saw one video of you to realize how crazy people can be. Lol
Your like this small grain of sand talking about the ocean.  As if you were the ocean.   Very funny.  God still loves you

Your like this other grain of sand talking about a pretend ocean.
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2013, 12:21:18 PM »
Omg I only saw one video of you to realize how crazy people can be. Lol
Your like this small grain of sand talking about the ocean.  As if you were the ocean.   Very funny.  God still loves you

Piffle. Prove something or piss off.
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2013, 05:22:20 PM »
Omg I only saw one video of you to realize how crazy people can be. Lol
Your like this small grain of sand talking about the ocean.  As if you were the ocean.   Very funny.  God still loves you

Dear Ocean,

God doesn't exist.


Sincerely,

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John 14:2 :: In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2013, 01:48:04 AM »
Omg I only saw one video of you to realize how crazy people can be. Lol
Your like this small grain of sand talking about the ocean.  As if you were the ocean.   Very funny.  God still loves you

Dear Ocean,

God doesn't exist.


Sincerely,

Beach

RU sure? bcos the world is 99% ocean and fish. I am thinking that God might be a fish.
Humans, in general, don't waste any opportunity to be unfathomably stupid - Dr Cynical.

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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2013, 07:13:17 AM »
Since God doesn't exist, God can be whatever you want.


God is an electron.

God is Blob.
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2013, 08:11:01 AM »
a fish...?  holy mackerel?

I think god "is" more like the crazy bitch in Fatal Attraction... love me or I kill you Or boil a bunny (jeezus) on your stove as a sacrifice to scare you into loving me
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