Screwtape and Nogods mentioned this in the gun fails thread. I used to like flying also, although I'm still a "watch out the window" nerd that examines everything about the planes.
Tell your stories.
We flew last week. First plane was a 767. TSA - shoes off, laptop out of the bag, forgot to put $9.00 suntan lotion in the luggage - that was quickly tossed into the TSA garbage. I know they don't have much food these days on the plane - cuts into the poor poor airline profits, so I put a honeybun in my pocket. I thought the xray machine looks at everything, end of story. Oh no.
Young, cute TSA girl: Sir, what do you have in your Pocket?
Me: Uh, a hankie, and a honeybun.
Young, cute TSA girl : What?
Young, cute TSA girl: Please take everything out.
TSA guard: Come over here sir. Put your palms out, and spread eagle for pat down. Test palms for residue(honeybun or gunpowder?).
TSA gaurd: You had a honeybun in your pocket?
Pat. Pat. Pat. Ok sir, go ahead, you're holding up the line.
Wife, scolding (went through w/o a hitch). Why can't you be normal like everyone else?
After all that we went to the Philadelphia Eagles Stadium (with 30,000 others) - walking 2 times the distance we had to because women could only enter with their purse contents reduced to a clear 6" X 8" ziplock baggy.