I don't think you'd regret getting one outfitted with a grenade launcher.
hah! Truer words may never have been spoken. What possible device/appliance could you buy that these words would not apply to????
I agree. Everything
would be improved by such an adaptation.
Yoga pants, funeral plots, segways, apple pies, snowflakes, flat screen tv's, Jehovah's Witnesses, dildoes, accounting textbooks, toddler beauty contestants, rosebushes, fairy godmothers and, of course, grenade launchers should all come equipped with grenade launchers.
Life would be complete.