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Tomato Robot
« on: February 21, 2015, 06:48:08 AM »



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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2015, 08:24:55 AM »
Because you can never have enough tomatoes while you run?
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2015, 12:48:30 PM »
Damn! I'd been working on that for years and I've been beaten to it!
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2015, 01:02:59 PM »
Attack of the Killer Tomato Robots!

Starring George Clooney!

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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2015, 01:06:36 PM »

Apple, meet Tomato; The new tech fruit in the human consumer race.
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2015, 07:21:25 PM »
brilliant....
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2015, 09:31:11 PM »
Make all the jokes you want, but this robot will play a very important part in world peace.  Just you wait and see.
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2015, 10:02:26 PM »
Make all the jokes you want, but this robot will play a very important part in world peace.  Just you wait and see.

It'll bring tomatoes to everyone.

;)

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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2015, 12:08:43 AM »
Mark my words: history will certainly recognize this as one of the pivotal inventions of the 21st century.
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2015, 12:20:26 AM »
I've noticed that it looks like the robot is pooping the tomatoes. Just sayin'.
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2015, 12:45:52 AM »
I've noticed that it looks like the robot is pooping the tomatoes. Just sayin'.

Hey! You eat the anal tomato and like it!

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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2015, 03:53:58 AM »
would sell well in spain.
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2015, 09:37:00 PM »
I can't believe I still keep reading stuff in here.


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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2015, 02:26:29 AM »
I can't believe I still keep reading stuff in here.


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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2015, 03:09:01 AM »
When I saw this, my first thought was that it could only happen in Japan.  My second thought (yeah, I'm a nerd) was that it's not really a robot, since it doesn't appear to be even semi-autonomous.  When you watch the video, the guy flips a switch to get it to feed him a tomato.  It's no more a robot than my toaster or ice machine, though it is an entertaining waste of time.  :)

Now, when it responds to a vocal 'Tomatan, feed me a tomato!' and rotates the tomato after each bite to expose unbitten surface, then I'll be impressed.
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2015, 01:48:35 PM »
When I saw this, my first thought was that it could only happen in Japan.  My second thought (yeah, I'm a nerd) was that it's not really a robot, since it doesn't appear to be even semi-autonomous.  When you watch the video, the guy flips a switch to get it to feed him a tomato.  It's no more a robot than my toaster or ice machine, though it is an entertaining waste of time.  :)

Now, when it responds to a vocal 'Tomatan, feed me a tomato!' and rotates the tomato after each bite to expose unbitten surface, then I'll be impressed.

Are you the antitomato? Blasphemy!

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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2015, 03:40:01 PM »
When I saw this, my first thought was that it could only happen in Japan.  My second thought (yeah, I'm a nerd) was that it's not really a robot, since it doesn't appear to be even semi-autonomous.  When you watch the video, the guy flips a switch to get it to feed him a tomato.  It's no more a robot than my toaster or ice machine, though it is an entertaining waste of time.  :)

Now, when it responds to a vocal 'Tomatan, feed me a tomato!' and rotates the tomato after each bite to expose unbitten surface, then I'll be impressed.

Are you the antitomato? Blasphemy!

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It also should be adaptable to other fruits; apples, peaches, grapes, maybe even pears.
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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2015, 03:47:34 PM »
Eating all that fruit while running will lead to diarrhea, ie getting the running runs. I hate to imagine what kind of Rubogashi Goldbergichi robot the guy will design to solve that problem. I envision a Japanese anime character strapped to a kind of complicated bowl.....

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Re: Tomato Robot
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2015, 03:51:13 PM »
maybe the robot is programed to respond to tomato lust.
some skepisms,
1. "I have not seen God. I have felt the invisible presence"
2. What if there is a rock in the middle of a road, a blind person is speeding towards it, ...they say that they can't see it.   Would you recommend him to keep speeding?