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Offline mrbiscoop

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OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« on: July 22, 2013, 06:58:47 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23413653

  It's a boy. Whoopee fucking do.

 
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Re: OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2013, 07:18:07 PM »
The world can be saved now.  But for the next few days the "name" game will continue.  I'm pushing for Boliver the Great.

And if Obama had a son he would look just like this kid.
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Re: OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2013, 08:47:36 PM »
Royal schmoyal. I'll bet he was born just like the creature in Alien..... :angel:
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2013, 09:46:24 PM »
This is the best I can do.
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Re: OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2013, 12:06:22 AM »
The existence of "royalty" represents, to me anyway, one of the worst aspects of human history. The notion that this child deserves a lifetime of riches, power[1], and praise solely by virtue of being pulled from the correct crotch just bothers me.

That said, I'm sure the little fella is adorable!
 1. I realize that they are mostly figureheads these days, but you can't tell me the royal family is powerless.
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Re: OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2013, 04:10:27 AM »
The existence of "royalty" represents, to me anyway, one of the worst aspects of human history. The notion that this child deserves a lifetime of riches, powerand praise solely by virtue of being pulled from the correct crotch just bothers me.

what are you talking about? This little fella had to come out of the penis of someone famous into the vajayjay of someone famous and them back out again 9 months later. Surely that feat is worth a lifetime of wealth and privilege  ;)
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2013, 06:33:32 AM »
Meanwhile, Belgium now has 3 (count em, Three) queens ... what are they trying to pull? A really slow game of poker?
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Re: OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2013, 08:08:05 AM »
2 kings and you will have a full house.
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2013, 08:28:14 AM »
I'm not actually sure what title Ole King Bertie now has ...
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2013, 10:24:30 AM »
I think they should call him Damien.

I live in Cambridgeshire (and they're Duke & Duchess of Cambridge), last night there one hell of a thunder storm, so my theory is that this new baby is in fact the spawn of Satan and God was throwing a hissy fit...either that or Thor was sneezing due to bad hay fever.
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2013, 02:17:37 PM »
what's the kid's last name? Wales?

Maybe they will give him a symbol for a name like pop star Prince did?

He could just be called the prince formerly known as fetus
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Re: OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2013, 04:58:18 PM »
This is so not even dignified to be used as 'News Headline'  that I won't even dignify this post with a response..... Do'h!  ;)

Anyways, this plays into a much bigger psychogy people have with people on TV, the movies, sports, etc... I understand but will never understand the obsession with this type of worship.  Granted, at least these people are real!  &)

The way they are announcing 'It's a boy' and the "new son" I can't help but think of the maybe this is the next coming of christ psycology... just weird.

It's the year 2013 folks, stop pandering to old traditions.  :-\
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2013, 05:10:12 PM »
Yeah. We need more useless celebrities like we need more greenhouse gas. :P
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2013, 07:34:12 PM »
I can't wait until the coverage of the 1st royal poop.
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2013, 10:00:29 PM »
I'll bet he's a real pisser.
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Re: OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2013, 04:37:47 AM »
Wonder what religion he is right now....
What if the hokey pokey is what its all about?

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Re: OK, fuck it, I'll post it.
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2013, 04:52:51 AM »
Yeah. We need more useless celebrities like we need more greenhouse gas. :P

I think we need new celebrities. This time, how about some with intellect and talent. ;)
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2013, 05:41:25 AM »
Now ... suppose someone wants to mess with the UK ... Now, iirc, the catechism allows for 'emergency baptisms' to be carried out by anyone, not ust a Catholic priest. So, you somehow get access to little Georgie and ... baptise him into the Catholic church!
There, Done! Can never inherit the crown! Deconvert? Rebaptise as an Anglican? Not gonna work. Once a Catholic and you're out to the succession for good.
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