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Offline magicmiles

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The police are all over this one
« on: July 03, 2013, 06:05:09 AM »
Fom the Police Report I purchased ($70.00) on behalf of an insurance company:

"The unknown offenders took the watches and other jewellery items and exited the occurrence address at their entrance point. The unknown offenders have then decamped in an unknown direction, by unknown means, to an unknown location. The unknown offenders method of transport from the occurrence address is unknown"

I think I may advise the insurance company not to get their hopes up over a recovery on this.
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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 06:24:42 AM »
At least they know the unknown person or persons exited by the same route that they entered. well worth $70.

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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 06:33:06 AM »
Yeah, complete waste of time getting this report. All insurers want them though, if for no other reason than to have official verification of the incident for the benefit of claims auditors. Sometimes the police are quick to pick up on the liklihood of an inside job also.

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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 07:08:21 AM »
I take it you had a break in?
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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 07:22:03 AM »
No, this was a jewellery store. I work as a Loss Adjuster.

If it was our house the police report would say "The unknown offenders took a quick look around, laughed and left without bothering to take anything"
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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 07:42:49 AM »
Somebody unknown has been stealing the lemons from my tree in my back yard for two years.  But just recently I discovered it's the bloody cockatoos  >:(

"The unknown offenders took the watches and other jewellery items ....

I'd put out some sunflower seed and see if they come back.
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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 07:45:27 AM »
Somebody unknown has been stealing the lemons from my tree in my back yard for two years. 

That must leave a sour taste in your mouth...
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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2013, 07:49:51 AM »
If it was our house the police report would say "The unknown offenders took a quick look around, laughed and left without bothering to take anything"

If it were my house ATM the NHS would be looking for the offenders to give them a tetanus shot

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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2013, 07:58:02 AM »

If it were my house ATM the NHS would be looking for the offenders to give them a tetanus shot

British Public Health is clearly more pro-active that Australian Public Health.
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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2013, 08:06:14 AM »

If it were my house ATM the NHS would be looking for the offenders to give them a tetanus shot

British Public Health is clearly more pro-active that Australian Public Health.

They have suddenly found a new source of income to squander - http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk-news/2013/jul/03/immigrants-levy-healthcare

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Re: The police are all over this one
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2013, 09:46:31 AM »
Somebody unknown has been stealing the lemons from my tree in my back yard for two years.  But just recently I discovered it's the bloody cockatoos  >:(

"The unknown offenders took the watches and other jewellery items ....

I'd put out some sunflower seed and see if they come back.

Way way back in the day, urban life, I noticed my next door neighbour (whom I'd never met and rarely seen) was growing 3 very very enthusiastic dope plants in a little alcove just over our fence. For quite a period of time I would jump over, and gently cut myself a sticky bud or three and have myself a little illegal victimless hedonistic practice.

After some time having got some killer ganja of my own, I bagged up a very generous three fingers and jumped the fence and pegged it to his plants with a note saying only    "...thanks!"

He lobbed up to my front door next evening with a bottle of scotch and some smoke, and became a very long time friend of mine

and yes he can be a cock too. ;)
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