Somebody unknown has been stealing the lemons from my tree in my back yard for two years. But just recently I discovered it's the bloody cockatoos
"The unknown offenders took the watches and other jewellery items ....
I'd put out some sunflower seed and see if they come back.
Way way back in the day, urban life, I noticed my next door neighbour (whom I'd never met and rarely seen) was growing 3 very very enthusiastic dope plants in a little alcove just over our fence. For quite a period of time I would jump over, and gently cut myself a sticky bud or three and have myself a little illegal victimless hedonistic practice.
After some time having got some killer ganja of my own, I bagged up a very generous three fingers and jumped the fence and pegged it to his plants with a note saying only "...thanks!"
He lobbed up to my front door next evening with a bottle of scotch and some smoke, and became a very long time friend of mine
and yes he can be a cock too.