Well, here's the list I compiled of:
Today's Ten Commandments
I Thou shalt not tolerate any who are different but thy words shall be to the contrary. Thou shall redouble thy efforts when the difference regardeth the offender's religion.
II Thou shall maketh false claims as to thy truthfulness; thou may lie through one's teeth and yet claim to be truthful.
III Thou shalt not haveth kindness for thy fellow humans although thou shall verbally claim otherwise. Thy actions shall include but not be limited to the writing of legal agreements, gaining other's wealth, producing and selling poisonous or addictive substances, producing and selling defective items, and harming others for thy pleasure.
IV Thou shall be as animals regarding sex: it shall be only for reproduction. Thou shalt not express love, whether the deepest love or just affection, through sex. Thou shall repress any other of thy desires until they are corrupted for then thou shall be a true deviant desiring pain or children or animals or even the dead.
V Thou shalt not tolerate any homosexual and thou shall seeketh to oppress them at every turn.
A Thou shall avow the Bible story of David & Jonathan in 1st & 2nd Samuel to be that of "brothers" and ignoreth the many aspects asserting a sexual relationship.
B Thou shall deny, far more than three times, that Jesus dismissed the rules in Levitcus in favor of following the goodness in one's heart.
C If thou art a homosexual, thou shall repress thy desires until they are distorted and severely twisted for then thou shall be without question a monster. Thy only recourse shall be the priesthood where thou shall be protected no matter what abominations thou commiteth.
VI Obsessive "compassion" for non-humans shall surpasseth compassion for humans.
A The not-yet-human: Thou shalt prevaricate and assaulteth other humans even unto death to save the life of a fetus. The lives of the persons already living shall be nothing to thou when thou are working to stop those who care for actual people.
B The no-longer-human: Thou shalt forceth the dead to remain achored to the Earth for as long as life support can sustaineth the brain dead body.
C The not-even-human: Thou shalt endanger other humans to save the lives of lesser creatures. The safety of the persons already living shall be nothing to thou when thou are working to save animals.
VII Thou shalt twist and distort history, science, and the Bible to support thy political goals.
VIII Thou shalt deform and pervert science to support thy out-of-date "holy" book.
IX Thou shalt forceth others to live by the tenets of thy religion even while thou doest not.
X Thou shall pay the socially appropriate lip service to God and thy religion. Thy church attendance shall be manditory only for weddings and on the recognized religious holidays but optional at all other times.
These are the ones that really provide the Xians with their biggest erections.