On that date I was streaking across all of wwgha, and a shitload of women were coming here and laughing and pointing. It was embarrassing to say the least but I did it on a dare. Though, I think screwtape joined in by throwing feces at me; I don't know if they were his, or what, but, they did smell kind of rank, and reminded me of the time I streaked a zoo. Which wasn't pleasant since all the animals were laughing and pointing, as well.
I'd do it again but I recently hurt my left knee, and I just don't think I could streak without falling. And, then you have everyone pointing and laughing, including me, at the utter stupidity of doing such a thing.
True story. Would I lie?