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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2012, 09:55:16 AM »
Don't look too close -

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2012, 11:45:56 AM »
Sh*t !!!  That woman could turn men to stone.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2012, 11:46:05 AM »




How drunk would you have to be........
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2012, 02:36:05 PM »
^Near the point where there is more alcohol than blood in my body. 
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2012, 03:30:38 PM »
^Near the point where there is more alcohol than blood in my body.

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2012, 03:33:43 PM »
How drunk would you have to be........

There's not enough alcohol in the multiverse...
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2012, 03:47:04 PM »
Can you imagine the look on St. Peter's face when she walks up to the Pearly Gates and says, "I'm here, take me to the Lord".
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2012, 03:49:11 PM »
Can you imagine the look on St. Peter's face when she walks up to the Pearly Gates and says, "I'm here, take me to the Lord".

Trust me, she wouldn't make it there. If the judeo-christian deity were real, it would send her straight to hell for what she did.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2012, 07:10:12 PM »
That wig looks like something at the back end of a "my little pony" which has been in the bottom of the toybox for too long. Probably tangled up with a forgotten Barbie.

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2012, 07:32:36 AM »
Sh*t !!!  That woman could turn men to stone.

Well, she may have turned her husband gay...

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Former TBN Employee Alleges Gay Tryst With Paul Crouch
TBN boss paid $425,000 to silence claims, but accuser now wants $10 million.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2012, 07:45:05 AM »
Like I said, "They are professional con men."  The whole bunch and they are tax exempt and no matter what all they have to do is ask God for forgiveness and of course more money.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2012, 07:45:38 AM »
I just don't understand what she sees when she looks in the mirror, or what she thinks others are seeing when they look at her.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2012, 08:38:40 AM »
^ I guess she sees a rural lower-class white (i.e. redneck) approximation of "glamor", but is stuck in a bit of a time warp. (She's 74 years old.) It resembles a look you might find on a country singer of the 60s or 70s: 





It must resonate with some part of her intended audience.

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2012, 10:12:58 AM »
^ I guess she sees a rural lower-class white (i.e. redneck) approximation of "glamor", but is stuck in a bit of a time warp. (She's 74 years old.) It resembles a look you might find on a country singer of the 60s or 70s: 





It must resonate with some part of her intended audience.
Who ?  The blind?
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2012, 04:26:25 PM »
Sh*t !!!  That woman could turn men to stone.

And not in a good way.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2012, 10:46:56 PM »
Sh*t !!!  That woman could turn men to stone.
She has kept me like stone since I saw her first photo on WWGHA. My wife has been very happy.

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My wife says keeps the pics coming..............
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2012, 09:16:25 AM »
What the hell is wrong with her hair?  That is one scary woman.

The televangelists wife syndrome.  They know they are there to support there husband and look pretty, to be the submissive things the Bible tells them to be. However, as they age they have an issue...they are valued on appearance...but cannot show more skin or other "sexual" related things because once again, they are expected to not be look like they are trolling for an extramarital affair. How does this need to be sexual furniture, but not actually sexual manifest...and it has to say FEMININE. The only avenue they have open to them is hair and makeup, and because of this background pressure, it tends to over manifest in the one outlet available.



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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2012, 04:45:45 PM »
Good analysis. And when they are 60, they look like over-the-hill streetwalkers.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2013, 06:55:02 AM »
^ I guess she sees a rural lower-class white (i.e. redneck) approximation of "glamor", but is stuck in a bit of a time warp. (She's 74 years old.) It resembles a look you might find on a country singer of the 60s or 70s: 





It must resonate with some part of her intended audience.

I think Jedweber has it exactly right.  She looks in the mirror and sees 70's country glamour. 

This will get a laugh but I think she was fairly cute in her pre-plastic surgery days and now she actually looks pretty frickin' hot with her augmented lips, artificial cheekbones and sanded face. 

I think the "prosperity gospel" is a load of shite and I was turned off when I saw Jan asking for "that little grocery money" from her "precious ones" but aren't all televangelists like that these greedy days?  She's no different ... just a helluva lot sexier.  Ha!! 

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2013, 02:28:10 PM »
From wiki:

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Jan is justly famous for the large wig she is often seen wearing when in public.

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In March 2012 Jan Crouch was accused of misappropriating church funds to spend on a lavish lifestyle, by her granddaughter, a former employee and chief finance director of the church. Items of expenditure included expensive homes, private jets, and a $100,000 air conditioned mobile home solely for Jan Crouch's dogs


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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2013, 06:06:27 PM »
Sociopaths. Ugly sociopaths.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #50 on: June 28, 2013, 06:24:36 PM »
Well, since the thread has been resurrected, I gotta toss in the old Tammy Fae Baker t-shirt that made the rounds 20+ years ago:



Someone must have told both of them that garish is a good thing.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2013, 04:14:21 AM »
Frankly her hair (wig) looks lovely - compared with the face in the middle of it. When you see the face you do begin expecting to see snakes poking through the wig. I guess it's not just the gaze of the medusa that is crucial from turning one into stone, the snake hair needs to be seen too, thus the wig to hide them. (shudder)
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2013, 03:41:25 AM »
I did enjoy watching the unlikely friendship between Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy on that show The Surreal Life a couple years back.
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2013, 11:07:04 AM »
For some reason I am reminded of this from Mars Attacks:



Perhaps it's true after all:

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2013, 02:17:41 PM »
That's it. The true sign of non-human alien status is THE HAIR!
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2013, 04:54:18 PM »
She needs plastic surgery on her arms.

I still wouldn't want to meet her up close. She's just too bizarre. If I didn't know any better, I would swear she is a drag queen.

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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2013, 06:26:02 PM »
A bad, aging, drug-addicted drag queen....

She's like the old hooker in a film noir--can't you see her sitting at the bar, taking a pull on her cigarette and asking for a refill on her whiskey and sour, before she tells the gumshoe that he's "barkin' up the wrong tree"? I imagine her having  that smoker/drinker "gotta find me a man" voice. :P
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Re: Jan Crouch's garish hair
« Reply #57 on: July 02, 2013, 03:03:59 AM »
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A bad, aging, drug-addicted drag queen....

She's like the old hooker in a film noir--can't you see her sitting at the bar, taking a pull on her cigarette and asking for a refill on her whiskey and sour, before she tells the gumshoe that he's "barkin' up the wrong tree"? I imagine her having  that smoker/drinker "gotta find me a man" voice. :P

Hell, I think she'd be even SEXIER if she had that kind of voice.  ; ^)