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Cake On My Profile
« on: June 24, 2013, 10:34:44 PM »
There's a slice of cake on my profile page; I'm allergic to cake; can I have a pie instead? Or money?

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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2013, 10:53:18 PM »
Is it your birthday?
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2013, 11:02:34 PM »
Apparently.

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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2013, 11:07:42 PM »
Well then, happy birthday.

I don't have my DOB listed, as I don't want to admit I'm turning 40 this year.
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2013, 11:15:22 PM »
^^^I like cake and pie. And it shows.

Only 40? Whatta young Aussie stud you are. Interested in being a boy toy for an American cougar? Rrrrrrawr.  ;)
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2013, 11:18:28 PM »
I'm younger I turned 36 yesterday (since it's now technically Tuesday but if you count the 24 hr cycle from the exact time you were born then I was born at 7:57am and it's still my b-day) :P

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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2013, 11:25:02 PM »
^^^I like cake and pie. And it shows.

Only 40? Whatta young Aussie stud you are. Interested in being a boy toy for an American cougar? Rrrrrrawr.  ;)

The expense of flying to America is the only thing holding me back, the only thing ;D
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2013, 05:06:24 AM »
Happy Birthday Nam. Here, have some pie



^^^I like cake and pie. And it shows.

Only 40? Whatta young Aussie stud you are. Interested in being a boy toy for an American cougar? Rrrrrrawr.  ;)


40 is young? Guess at the age of 24 that makes me a wee toddler. Can I scream, cry, throw toys out of my pram and ask for ice cream?
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2013, 07:33:16 AM »
Happy Birthday, Nam, you old dog.  Someone once told me old was 10 years from where you are now.
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2013, 07:37:13 AM »
Happy Birthday,

Your present is en route as soon as I can hire one of these:

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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2013, 08:49:59 AM »
Send a drone...cheaper.
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2013, 10:35:26 AM »
Happy B-day, Nam.

Are you allergic to gluten?  Never heard of a cake allergy and I was getting ready to send a cheerleader to you to jump out of a cake...   :laugh:
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2013, 12:18:42 PM »
Didn't a famous French woman once say, "Let Nam eat cake" ?
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2013, 12:22:06 PM »
Happy B-day, Nam.

Are you allergic to gluten?  Never heard of a cake allergy and I was getting ready to send a cheerleader to you to jump out of a cake...   :laugh:
It's my unbirthday today - you could send that my way...
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2013, 02:56:59 PM »
^^^ Then I'd have to send an UNcheerleader...  would Al Roker do?   :o
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Re: Cake On My Profile
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2013, 06:54:27 AM »
Happy B-day, Nam.

Are you allergic to gluten?  Never heard of a cake allergy and I was getting ready to send a cheerleader to you to jump out of a cake...   :laugh:

I don't know. Ever since I was 7-8 years old cake, twinkies, ho-ho's and anything similar have given me massive headaches. I like cake, I just don't like the massive headaches that come with them. I can eat muffins, though and cupcakes, and of course pie.

There is one cake I can eat that just gives me a minor headache rather than a massive one and that's carrot cake.

-Nam
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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.