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Has anyone considered Noah's Ark in terms of what happened after all of the pairs of animals got off the Ark? There's only two of each species? Everything else is dead? How do you repopulate a world this way? Aren't the populations too small for sufficient genetic diversity?

Basically, after you get off the Ark, immediately it's down to business. And there's basically just one rule of thumb: inbreeding / incest. Basically you have two parents that diddle each other. After that you either have A) Parents diddling their children (eww!) or B) children diddling each other (double eww!). Either way, every species is committing massive incest & inbreeding.

Has nobody ever considered this? I mean, certainly, someone, somewhere... ;)

But, it's all good, 'cause God gave us all a rainbow... And that makes everything okay! *Rolls eyes.*

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Explains why so many people are just stupid as hell.

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Yes, many of us have considered it, and Noah's flood is obviously a myth.  The more you look at the bible, the sillier it looks. :)
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Is it really a myth?  There are recreation arks all over showing what happened.  I guess Noah and his clad had to diddle also.
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And get to diddling quick too, for the humans at least... It took forever before Noah and his sons/their offspring could start diddling the next round of girls (prob at least what 11-12 years)?  It's a sick story on many levels.

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Funny how God was able to poof species into existence first time round, but, when his creation failed to please him, to start over again he needed to preserve the genetics  :?  And with a radical selective breeding technique involving severe bottleneck risks :o
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"No need in getting Daddy drunk let's do him sober!"

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You said a Lot there...
If xian hell really exists, the stench of the burning billions of us should be a constant, putrid reminder to the handful of heavenward xians how loving your god is.  - neopagan

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That's what He said.

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The ark story would make for a great drinking game, take a shot every time you find a flaw, except ... the participants in the game would be at risk of dying from alcohol poisoning.
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Re: Another point to add to God Is Imaginary: Incest & inbreeding [#2745]
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2013, 08:24:42 AM »
The ark story would make for a great drinking game, take a shot every time you find a flaw, except ... the participants in the game would be at risk of dying from alcohol poisoning.

So that's how you get the story to make sense!?!?!
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Re: Another point to add to God Is Imaginary: Incest & inbreeding [#2745]
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2013, 02:40:24 PM »
The ark story would make for a great drinking game, take a shot every time you find a flaw, except ... the participants in the game would be at risk of dying from alcohol poisoning.

or being raped by their daughters
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Re: Another point to add to God Is Imaginary: Incest & inbreeding [#2745]
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2013, 08:11:47 PM »
Simple, there's nothing left alive in the world but them. But yeah, it's so eeww. But still, they were all already products of incest thanks to Adam and Eve. Anyhow, that is why the Bible cannot make sense and that is one of the reasons i cannot believe in the Bible.
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Re: Another point to add to God Is Imaginary: Incest & inbreeding [#2745]
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2013, 08:48:55 PM »
How do you know that Biblegod's gay and hates women? He created man first but women give birth.

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