Can you determine what that thing was that jumped out at me and screamed CHRISTIAN!?
I'll give it a go
* An uncomfortable attempt at being hip or funny by adopting a minstrel show adaptation of rap?
* The presumptuousness of a holier than thou attitude?
* The self-congratulatory tone towards parenting, a duty people and other critters have been exercising with some success since the inception of mammals?
* The complete obliviousness of FAIL?
Oh... and the sheer skin-crawlyness of it all.