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Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« on: June 05, 2013, 07:23:13 PM »
Ok. Why won't God heal amputees is a great question.

But given that hair is a much simpler structure then bones and flesh, it should be possible to see at least miracles of bald men growing their hair back.

MPB, Male Pattern Baldness is the thinning of hair caused by genetic predisposition of hair follicles being sensitive to androgen hormones.

So, it makes sense that an all powerful God could at least change this gene expression and regrow hair. Hair is basically only keratin.

How many bald priests/popes/pastors/faith healers do you see? Why would they heal something if they lack hair?
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2013, 08:42:55 PM »
Yeah, you never see pics of God or Jesus bald.  Do bald people get into heaven?
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2013, 08:49:09 PM »
Yeah, you never see pics of God or Jesus bald.  Do bald people get into heaven?

Well, Satan is bald. So, I don't know.
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2013, 10:40:55 PM »
10 Hot bald men in no particular order:

1. Yul Brenner
2. Patrick Stewart
3. LL Cool J
4. Telly Savales (Who loves ya, baby?)
5. Chris Doughtry
6. Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock)
7. Bruce Willis
8. Taye Diggs
9. Sean Connery
10. Lex Luthor
It doesn't make sense to let go of something you've had for so long.  But it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there.

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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2013, 08:24:19 AM »
10 Hot bald men in no particular order:

1. Yul Brenner
2. Patrick Stewart
3. LL Cool J
4. Telly Savales (Who loves ya, baby?)
5. Chris Doughtry
6. Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock)
7. Bruce Willis
8. Taye Diggs
9. Sean Connery
10. Lex Luthor

Even with their money they can't cure baldness. They could go to the biggest religion cults, receive the best scientific treatments.

God if exists he doesn't give a shit about humans.
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2013, 09:20:04 AM »
How many bald priests/popes/pastors/faith healers do you see? Why would they heal something if they lack hair?

I think a monk with a tonsure would disagree  :)
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2013, 09:52:28 AM »
Thank Thor Donald Trump was not on that list. ;)
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2013, 12:06:53 PM »
Thank Thor Donald Trump was not on that list. ;)

The Donald could shave his head, dip himself in chocolate, offer me a $1200 pair of Manolo's and spin a hula hoop on his dick and I still wouldn't think he is hot.
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2013, 12:36:14 PM »
ewww.. trying to get that visual out of my brain...

There are a whole list of minor afflictions an all knowing god should have caught or fixed on his Human 2.0 release:
  near/farsightedness
  flat feet
  flatulence
  credulity....
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2013, 12:52:40 PM »

How many bald priests/popes/pastors/faith healers do you see? Why would they heal something if they lack hair?

I think Joel Osteen could do some damage with his hair.
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2013, 01:40:29 PM »
Members here are losing their touch.  Someone should have come up with a pic of a bald Jesus by now. :-\
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2013, 02:34:59 PM »
There really isn't a good picture when I searched it in google.  This is about it.


But I found a twitter by a bald Jesus.
https://twitter.com/thebaldjesus
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2013, 09:17:44 PM »
New web site:  Why Won't God Heal Hair Challenged People?
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2013, 09:45:13 PM »
God hasn't done anything to address Male Pattern Baldness, but relatively recent developments such as hair transplantation, Minoxidil, and Propecia have been proven to be effective treatments. These are all thanks to...wait for it...science!
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2013, 09:50:27 PM »
baldness is the cursefrom YHWH for cutting your hair and shaving, men... http://biblehub.com/leviticus/19-27.htm

meanwhile... he faithfully finds car keys for believers
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2013, 10:01:14 PM »
2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
(2 Kings 2)

So God prefers to kill 42 children than cure his baldness and prevent this.
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2013, 10:52:05 PM »
10 Hot bald men in no particular order:

1. Yul Brenner
2. Patrick Stewart
3. LL Cool J
4. Telly Savales (Who loves ya, baby?)
5. Chris Doughtry
6. Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock)
7. Bruce Willis
8. Taye Diggs
9. Sean Connery
10. Lex Luthor

11. My husband.... 8)
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2013, 08:38:38 AM »
2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
(2 Kings 2)

So God prefers to kill 42 children than cure his baldness and prevent this.

Lectus, 
When you start up your role as atheist pastor - this might be a good first sermon.  Might as well make it fun!
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2013, 06:37:13 PM »
For those who are familiar with DragonBallZ[1], a tribute to baldness:
 1. and especially, the TFS Abridged version
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2013, 06:43:30 AM »
Thank Thor Donald Trump was not on that list. ;)

The Donald could shave his head, dip himself in chocolate, offer me a $1200 pair of Manolo's and spin a hula hoop on his dick and I still wouldn't think he is hot.

Are we talking full sized hula hoop?

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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2013, 09:06:03 AM »
^^^
No kidding... I was thinking maybe a Cheerio
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« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2013, 11:24:49 AM »
^^^
No kidding... I was thinking maybe a Cheerio

Bada bing!
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2013, 09:22:07 PM »
10 Hot bald men in no particular order:

1. Yul Brenner  Backspace
2. Patrick Stewart
3. LL Cool J
4. Telly Savales (Who loves ya, baby?)
5. Chris Doughtry
6. Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock)
7. Bruce Willis
8. Taye Diggs
9. Sean Connery
10. Lex Luthor

Your list needed a correction at #1.
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2013, 11:06:49 PM »
There are a whole list of minor afflictions an all knowing god should have caught or fixed on his Human 2.0 release:
  near/farsightedness
  flat feet
  flatulence
  credulity....

  ear hair



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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2013, 11:26:13 PM »
WTF????

Is that guy some kind of bat?
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2013, 12:12:52 AM »
Remember this?



That was 1992, so could it be we've now seen Bat Boy all growns up?
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2013, 05:53:10 AM »
That was 1992, so could it be we've now seen Bat Boy all growns up?

Everyone settles down eventually.  Bat Boy is probably selling life insurance in Idaho or something now.
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« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2013, 10:35:41 AM »
You would think Bat Boy had to have a Bat Mom, Bat Dad and some Bat Siblings somewhere in that cave. They would have their own reality show by now, called "Once You Go Bat, You Never Go Back".

With Mrs. Cravitz, their wacky non-Bat neighbor constantly spying on them and trying to catch them sleeping hanging from the ceiling upside down.
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Re: Baldness is the biggest proof God isn't real
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2013, 10:40:56 AM »
You would think Bat Boy had to have a Bat Mom, Bat Dad and some Bat Siblings somewhere in that cave. They would have their own reality show by now, called "Once You Go Bat, You Never Go Back".

Or "Guano Boo Boo"
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