I can understand his beef with the church and the firework company. There's a lot at stake.
And that pastor refusing to meet him at the fence? How dare 'e?
As usual, the only ones who'll walk away smiling will be the lawyers. They'll milk the case for all it's worth. And the press will have a field day.
Irresistible puns aside, I hope the church insurers see sense and pay up.