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Offline Nick

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Night of the tornadoes
« on: May 31, 2013, 08:32:13 PM »
What is it?  Did Oklahoma City not pray hard enough?  Is it gay marriage or gays allowed in the Boy Scouts?  Why Moore again?  Did God miss taking a few last time?

What kind of excuse will they have for God and this this time?
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Night of the tornadoes
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2013, 08:37:16 PM »
It's Biblegod's day off.

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A god is like a rock: it does absolutely nothing until someone or something forces it to do something. The only capability the rock has is doing nothing until another force compels it physically to move.

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Re: Night of the tornadoes
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2013, 10:35:25 AM »
OK is the reddest of the RED states - not a single county voted blue in 2008 or 2012 for president, so biblegod should be happy with them!

Moore was completely destroyed in May 1999 by what was the largest tornado ever in the US at the time.

It's been hit several times since then and then walloped May 20 2013 and again May 31 2013... 

Something would be telling me - MOVE - yet all I hear around here in central OK is how Moore will rebuild.  For some reason, that area is a tornado corridor and biblegod likes to smite it despite the prayers and thankfulness for saving this or that house, somone's dog, etc.!

If xian hell really exists, the stench of the burning billions of us should be a constant, putrid reminder to the handful of heavenward xians how loving your god is.  - neopagan