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Offline Mrjason

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Herring on death
« on: May 24, 2013, 06:54:27 AM »
light hearted article on a heavy subject

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I’ve been travelling the country showing people my Cock since February, but now there are only a few more dates to go (I am getting it out in the open air in Regent’s Park on Sunday – I hope I don’t get arrested). But there’s no time to relax once my penis-based work is done because I have to write a brand new hour of jokes by August for the Edinburgh Fringe.
 
Having covered religion, politics, love and meat missiles, this time I am exploring that undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns (apart from Jesus, Lazarus and that bloke with the canoe) – Death.
 
It’s not that I actively seek out taboo subjects (well maybe a little bit). I am just fascinated by those issues that people are reluctant to discuss openly or think we shouldn’t joke about. Death is one of the few universal experiences for every human being (and ant, tree, okapi, amoeba and childhood dream) and yet it’s one (like the penis) that is shrouded in euphemism, mystery and terrified awe. Why shouldn’t we discuss and laugh about this inevitability while our hearts still beat and our jaws are still attached?
 
I want to come at kicking the bucket from the perspective of someone who is not (to my knowledge) dying (I am pretty certain that I am immortal and seem to be proving that one breath at a time). If I do peg it before August, I have asked that my body be frozen and then placed on stage for people to gawp at, which I suspect will sell more tickets and have more to say about snuffing it than I could manage alive.
 
It’s very hard to contemplate your own death. First of all, imagine there’s no Heaven (it’s easy if you try) and that when you die, you’re dead (as seems most likely and indeed reassuring to me – do you really want to live for eternity?).
 
But try to visualise non-existence. What’s it like? It’s cold, dark and silent. There’s nothing. Nothing at all. You can’t see or smell or taste anything. Also, you’re not there. Can you contemplate the total absence of yourself? Go on, try… no… you’re still there, aren’t you?
 
This should be easy: it’s something you experienced for the first 13 billion years of the universe and yet the prospect of returning to that state of nothingness is unimaginable and fills us with fear.
 
An individual death is rarely funny, or worth orchestrating a campaign to get a novelty song with an unpleasant association to No. 1 in the charts, but the subject is still ripe for humour. Possibly a bit over-ripe. Actually, it’s gone off a bit, hasn’t it?
 
Laughing at what we fear takes away at least some of its power. Of course it sucks when people we love cease to be and it’s obviously not that exciting a prospect that one day Death will finger us (especially given the icy nature of his perilous digits), but let’s not be solemn about it. We will stop laughing when we die, let’s not stop laughing while we’re alive.
 
The show is called We’re All Going To Die! That can be a panic-inducing and terrifying scream, a blank statement of fact or a calming reassurance. Death is going to happen to all of us, let’s accept it, try to stave it off for as long as possible and enjoy this precious and brief flash of light before the blessed relief of failing to exist and no longer having to worry about whose turn it is to buy the milk.
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Re: Herring on death
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2013, 07:16:09 AM »
Nice.  Thanks for sharing.

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Re: Herring on death
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2013, 06:15:37 PM »
Interesting. If you can, please post a link to any performance he actualy gives where death is the basis of his comedy act. At the moment, I'm struggling to think of a single joke that could be made around death itself (as opposed to a method of dying, or a specific death).
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Re: Herring on death
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2013, 05:44:17 AM »
Interesting. If you can, please post a link to any performance he actualy gives where death is the basis of his comedy act. At the moment, I'm struggling to think of a single joke that could be made around death itself (as opposed to a method of dying, or a specific death).

I will do. I intend to go and watch it as well so I can let you know how it goes if you're interested.

He does do pretty well saterising taboo issues

this is quite funny (if you take it in the context of a satire on racism)


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Re: Herring on death
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2013, 08:37:12 AM »
Look forward to hearing this...

My kids have been on this tangent lately asking me about my own death (I wonder if they know something I dont?).  I made it clear to them I wanted no funeral, only to be burned, have my ashes placed in a milk jug and then sprinkled in the sea the next time they go to the beach.

My emerging freethinker 10 year old son said, "Dad, how would you know we did that?" 

I said, I won't, I'd be dead you see and as far as I'm concerned you could dump them in the drain.  I just thought you'd like a trip to the beach too...

If xian hell really exists, the stench of the burning billions of us should be a constant, putrid reminder to the handful of heavenward xians how loving your god is.  - neopagan