Where did you get your username from?

[DumpsterFire]

Weren't you in Game of Thrones?

I'm not sure about any Game of Thrones connection, but I got "Duck of Death" from the movie Unforgiven.

[screwtape]

^ genius movie.

[neopagan]

Mine is from an idea I've had for a short story (which I keep telling myself I'll write someday, but probably won't) about a man whose lifelong dream is to be able to play the piano, but he can't because he's a dwarf -- his legs are too short to reach the pedals, and his arms and fingers aren't long enough to play the keys properly.

Someone sent me this to "inspire" me - but all I could think of was your story... maybe this will help you... 

http://www.chriserrera.com/

[pianodwarf]

Mine is from an idea I've had for a short story (which I keep telling myself I'll write someday, but probably won't) about a man whose lifelong dream is to be able to play the piano, but he can't because he's a dwarf -- his legs are too short to reach the pedals, and his arms and fingers aren't long enough to play the keys properly.

Someone sent me this to "inspire" me - but all I could think of was your story... maybe this will help you... 

http://www.chriserrera.com/

There was also a guest star on an episode of "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit" who was a dwarf... about four foot one or so, if memory serves.  When I looked her up on IMDb, it turned out that she was also a piano player.  There was another dwarf who played the piano as well that I read about.

All of this basically lets the air out of my story idea.  It probably wasn't a very good idea in the first place.  Others pointed out flaws with it as well that I hadn't even thought about.

[neopagan]

All of this basically lets the air out of my story idea.  It probably wasn't a very good idea in the first place.  Others pointed out flaws with it as well that I hadn't even thought about.

Sorry, I wasn't trying to deflate the idea.  Still has potential - especially from a dark angle!

[One Above All]

All of this basically lets the air out of my story idea.  It probably wasn't a very good idea in the first place.  Others pointed out flaws with it as well that I hadn't even thought about.

If a perfect story were possible, it would be the best story ever written. All stories have plot holes. Sometimes minor, other major, but they exist everywhere.
If you want, I could volunteer as a beta reader for your story, and maybe even give you ideas.

[Spit]

I was Spit out. 

[Fiji]

I was Spit out. 

Is THAT what the ancient Greeks meant when they said Athena sprang from Zeus' head fully formed ... she was hacked up?

[Nam]

Explains why she got wet all the time.

-Nam

[bertatberts]

My user name stems from this, my first name is Albert, everybody calls me Bert, apart from my wife who calls me Albie. I do everything from my home so, hence Bert at Bert's I was going to put "house" at the end, but it seemed to long.  Sad aren't I.

[Shankly]

[jynnan tonnix]

My user name stems from this, my first name is Albert, everybody calls me Bert, apart from my wife who calls me Albie. I do everything from my home so, hence Bert at Bert's I was going to put "house" at the end, but it seemed to long.  Sad aren't I.

Until seeing this, I had never even registered the extra "t" in the middle, and had always read it as Bertaberts.

[magicmiles]

Hi Shankly.

I was recently roaming youtube soccer videos, and re-lived Mark Viduka putting 4 past Liverpool for Leeds.

Can you guess I'm Australian. 

[magicmiles]

My user name stems from this, my first name is Albert, everybody calls me Bert, apart from my wife who calls me Albie. I do everything from my home so, hence Bert at Bert's I was going to put "house" at the end, but it seemed to long.  Sad aren't I.

Until seeing this, I had never even registered the extra "t" in the middle, and had always read it as Bertaberts.

Same here.

[pianodwarf]

My user name stems from this, my first name is Albert, everybody calls me Bert, apart from my wife who calls me Albie. I do everything from my home so, hence Bert at Bert's I was going to put "house" at the end, but it seemed to long.  Sad aren't I.

Until seeing this, I had never even registered the extra "t" in the middle, and had always read it as Bertaberts.

Same here.

So did I.  Weird.

[bertatberts]

My user name stems from this, my first name is Albert, everybody calls me Bert, apart from my wife who calls me Albie. I do everything from my home so, hence Bert at Bert's I was going to put "house" at the end, but it seemed to long.  Sad aren't I.

Until seeing this, I had never even registered the extra "t" in the middle, and had always read it as Bertaberts.

Isn't that strange, I wondered why people did that. I thought they were just being humorous. Well it seems you are in very good company, in your error.

[One Above All]

I also didn't notice the "t", until I was replying to another user about one of bertatberts's posts and decided to copy/paste his name, just to be on the safe side.

[magicmiles]

Well it seems you are in very good company, in your error.

Aw shucks, you old sweet talker you