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God DOES Heal Amputees (or He will soon!)
« on: May 23, 2013, 03:30:18 PM »
Praise God!

http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/23/4358418/salamander-macrophages-could-aid-limb-regeneration

And to those who would pooh-pooh, God decided to give mankind the knowledge to heal amputees! Just like it's actually all God's doing when he heals cancer patients through our modern medical science!

Praise be His Most Holy Name!

Hallelujah!

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Re: God DOES Heal Amputees (or He will soon!)
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2013, 10:14:36 AM »
If we do achieve a level of scientific expertise to regrow limbs then that will be off the table.  I believe the question is one of verifiable magic not a medical proceedure..

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Re: God DOES Heal Amputees (or He will soon!)
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2013, 12:06:22 PM »
Oh, no, Praise Jesus!

See, God heals people through the knowledge He imparts upon them. Through His benevolent and loving nature, He is giving us the knowledge to heal everyone! Like polio!

When He felt pity upon His creation that was suffering with it, He gave the knowledge to Jonas Salk to develop his vaccine! When medicine works, it's because He chooses to allow it to work. Even though science comes up with the cure, my Ever Loving God has His Holy and Righteous Hand in there...

Ah, fuck it.

If people can't see parody when I post it, I'll start using either <parody></parody> or <sarcasm></sarcasm>.

The point of my post was to show that even though science comes up with treatments, the bible thumpers are always there to claim "goddidit".

It's an interesting article, though...

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Re: God DOES Heal Amputees (or He will soon!)
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2013, 01:42:05 PM »
yes!

I agree with the sentiment.

God allowed Polio to exist for a long time before taking pity and giving Salk the cure.  I would think if Gave the cure he would give it before too many people suffered the horors of Polio.