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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #87 on: May 29, 2013, 09:34:29 AM »
asked Chuck Norris what a round house kick was
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #88 on: May 29, 2013, 02:12:10 PM »
Asked Chuck Norris for his autograph in the men's room at the RNC convention in 2008.

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« Reply #89 on: May 29, 2013, 02:32:30 PM »
Thinks Shakespeare starred in Shaka Zulu.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #90 on: May 29, 2013, 02:54:26 PM »
Once mistook me for Simply Red, despite me not being ginger.[1]
 1. True story, somebody thought I was Simply Red
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #91 on: May 29, 2013, 02:55:24 PM »
knows who Simply Red is (was)
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #92 on: May 29, 2013, 03:12:22 PM »
Adores Simply Red. And One Direction.
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« Reply #93 on: May 29, 2013, 03:50:13 PM »
Once took out a restraining order against her partner for killing her softly with his song
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #94 on: May 29, 2013, 04:13:03 PM »
was once put on the hitlist of a common cunning linguist
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #95 on: May 29, 2013, 04:17:33 PM »
Never understood hopscotch
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #96 on: May 29, 2013, 04:25:40 PM »
too hopped up on scotch to do hopscotch
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« Reply #97 on: May 29, 2013, 04:55:04 PM »
Flunked tic tac toe.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #98 on: May 29, 2013, 06:20:49 PM »
Believes God planted the dinosaurs to test her faith.
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« Reply #99 on: May 29, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »
Thinks Band-Aids is a rock group.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #100 on: May 29, 2013, 07:23:21 PM »
Once went to a Judas Priest concert expecting Christian rock.
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« Reply #101 on: May 29, 2013, 07:25:42 PM »
Once went to a Hanson concert by mistake but loved it.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #102 on: May 29, 2013, 08:27:11 PM »
once had cleanup "duty" at a GG Allin concert
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« Reply #103 on: May 29, 2013, 10:26:17 PM »
Refused to go to rock concerts because geology is of the devil.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #104 on: May 30, 2013, 02:15:29 AM »
Once replaced a washing machine thinking the old one was broken but it turned out you left the childlock on.[1]
 1. Surprisingly, I get a lot of calls at work where a supposed 'fault' is down the childlock
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #105 on: May 30, 2013, 03:09:39 AM »
Buggers little boys in the ass
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Oh insult the POSTER above you ... not the PASTOR ... was confused actually ... Seppuku ain't no pastor
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #106 on: May 30, 2013, 04:30:23 AM »
Takes pride in insulting people on their birthday.[1] :(
 1. You should be ashamed. :P
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #107 on: May 30, 2013, 05:14:42 AM »
Fishes for birthday wishes[1]
 1. happy birthday you english bastard
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #108 on: May 30, 2013, 06:08:18 AM »
Doesn't celebrate birthdays. Doesn't want to admit he's 97 years old.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #109 on: May 30, 2013, 04:03:10 PM »
Paid a retainer by three separate air freshener companies.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #110 on: May 30, 2013, 04:13:21 PM »
Thought Jesus was a member of The Beatles.

;)

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #111 on: May 30, 2013, 04:45:40 PM »
Takes credit for the dogs farts
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« Reply #112 on: May 30, 2013, 10:10:53 PM »
True

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #113 on: May 30, 2013, 10:12:29 PM »
Writes his name at the end because he doesn't know it by heart.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #114 on: May 31, 2013, 02:03:13 AM »
individually lowers the world's mean intelligence quotient by a full point[1]
 1. and will not understand the insult
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #115 on: May 31, 2013, 02:17:36 AM »
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