Author Topic: Insult the poster above you (Read 11308 times)

neopagan · « **Reply #87 on:** May 29, 2013, 09:34:29 AM »

asked Chuck Norris what a round house kick was

Nam · « **Reply #88 on:** May 29, 2013, 02:12:10 PM »

Asked Chuck Norris for his autograph in the men's room at the RNC convention in 2008.

-Nam

nogodsforme · « **Reply #89 on:** May 29, 2013, 02:32:30 PM »

Thinks Shakespeare starred in Shaka Zulu.

Seppuku · « **Reply #90 on:** May 29, 2013, 02:54:26 PM »

Once mistook me for Simply Red, despite me not being ginger.[1]

1.	True story, somebody thought I was Simply Red

neopagan · « **Reply #91 on:** May 29, 2013, 02:55:24 PM »

knows who Simply Red is (was)

nogodsforme · « **Reply #92 on:** May 29, 2013, 03:12:22 PM »

Adores Simply Red. And One Direction.

magicmiles · « **Reply #93 on:** May 29, 2013, 03:50:13 PM »

Once took out a restraining order against her partner for killing her softly with his song

neopagan · « **Reply #94 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:13:03 PM »

was once put on the hitlist of a common cunning linguist

magicmiles · « **Reply #95 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:17:33 PM »

Never understood hopscotch

neopagan · « **Reply #96 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:25:40 PM »

too hopped up on scotch to do hopscotch

nogodsforme · « **Reply #97 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:55:04 PM »

Flunked tic tac toe.

Seppuku · « **Reply #98 on:** May 29, 2013, 06:20:49 PM »

Believes God planted the dinosaurs to test her faith.

Nam · « **Reply #99 on:** May 29, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »

Thinks Band-Aids is a rock group.

-Nam

Seppuku · « **Reply #100 on:** May 29, 2013, 07:23:21 PM »

Once went to a Judas Priest concert expecting Christian rock.

Nam · « **Reply #101 on:** May 29, 2013, 07:25:42 PM »

Once went to a Hanson concert by mistake but loved it.

-Nam

neopagan · « **Reply #102 on:** May 29, 2013, 08:27:11 PM »

once had cleanup "duty" at a GG Allin concert

nogodsforme · « **Reply #103 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:26:17 PM »

Refused to go to rock concerts because geology is of the devil.

Seppuku · « **Reply #104 on:** May 30, 2013, 02:15:29 AM »

Once replaced a washing machine thinking the old one was broken but it turned out you left the childlock on.[1]

1.	Surprisingly, I get a lot of calls at work where a supposed 'fault' is down the childlock

Fiji · « **Reply #105 on:** May 30, 2013, 03:09:39 AM »

Buggers little boys in the ass
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Oh insult the POSTER above you ... not the PASTOR ... was confused actually ... Seppuku ain't no pastor

Seppuku · « **Reply #106 on:** May 30, 2013, 04:30:23 AM »

Takes pride in insulting people on their birthday.[1]

1.	You should be ashamed.

magicmiles · « **Reply #107 on:** May 30, 2013, 05:14:42 AM »

Fishes for birthday wishes[1]

1.	happy birthday you english bastard

Nam · « **Reply #108 on:** May 30, 2013, 06:08:18 AM »

Doesn't celebrate birthdays. Doesn't want to admit he's 97 years old.

-Nam

magicmiles · « **Reply #109 on:** May 30, 2013, 04:03:10 PM »

Paid a retainer by three separate air freshener companies.

Nam · « **Reply #110 on:** May 30, 2013, 04:13:21 PM »

Thought Jesus was a member of The Beatles.

-Nam

magicmiles · « **Reply #111 on:** May 30, 2013, 04:45:40 PM »

Takes credit for the dogs farts

Nam · « **Reply #112 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:10:53 PM »

True

-Nam

Nam · « **Reply #113 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:12:29 PM »

Writes his name at the end because he doesn't know it by heart.

kin hell · « **Reply #114 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:03:13 AM »

individually lowers the world's mean intelligence quotient by a full point[1]

1.	and will not understand the insult

magicmiles · « **Reply #115 on:** May 31, 2013, 02:17:36 AM »

Sharks organise Kin Hell spotters

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