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May 29, 2013, 09:34:29 AM »
asked Chuck Norris what a round house kick was
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Asked Chuck Norris for his autograph in the men's room at the RNC convention in 2008.
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Thinks Shakespeare starred in Shaka Zulu.
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When all of Cinderella's finery changed back at midnight, why didn't the shoes disappear? What's up with that?
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Once mistook me for Simply Red, despite me not being ginger.
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True story, somebody thought I was Simply Red
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knows who Simply Red is (was)
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Adores Simply Red. And One Direction.
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May 29, 2013, 03:50:13 PM »
Once took out a restraining order against her partner for killing her softly with his song
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May 29, 2013, 04:13:03 PM »
was once put on the hitlist of a common cunning linguist
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Never understood hopscotch
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too hopped up on scotch to do hopscotch
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Flunked tic tac toe.
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May 29, 2013, 06:20:49 PM »
Believes God planted the dinosaurs to test her faith.
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May 29, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »
Thinks Band-Aids is a rock group.
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Once went to a Judas Priest concert expecting Christian rock.
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Once went to a Hanson concert by mistake but loved it.
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May 29, 2013, 08:27:11 PM »
once had cleanup "duty" at a GG Allin concert
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Refused to go to rock concerts because geology is of the devil.
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Once replaced a washing machine thinking the old one was broken but it turned out you left the childlock on.
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Surprisingly, I get a lot of calls at work where a supposed 'fault' is down the childlock
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May 30, 2013, 03:09:39 AM »
Buggers little boys in the ass
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Oh insult the POSTER above you ... not the PASTOR ... was confused actually ... Seppuku ain't no pastor
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Takes pride in insulting people on their birthday.
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You should be ashamed.
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May 30, 2013, 05:14:42 AM »
Fishes for birthday wishes
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happy birthday you english bastard
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Doesn't celebrate birthdays. Doesn't want to admit he's 97 years old.
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Paid a retainer by three separate air freshener companies.
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Thought Jesus was a member of The Beatles.
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Takes credit for the dogs farts
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True
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Writes his name at the end because he doesn't know it by heart.
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May 31, 2013, 02:03:13 AM »
individually lowers the world's mean intelligence quotient by a full point
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and will not understand the insult
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Sharks organise Kin Hell spotters
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