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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #87 on: May 29, 2013, 09:34:29 AM »
asked Chuck Norris what a round house kick was
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #88 on: May 29, 2013, 02:12:10 PM »
Asked Chuck Norris for his autograph in the men's room at the RNC convention in 2008.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #89 on: May 29, 2013, 02:32:30 PM »
Thinks Shakespeare starred in Shaka Zulu.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #90 on: May 29, 2013, 02:54:26 PM »
Once mistook me for Simply Red, despite me not being ginger.[1]
 1. True story, somebody thought I was Simply Red
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #91 on: May 29, 2013, 02:55:24 PM »
knows who Simply Red is (was)
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #92 on: May 29, 2013, 03:12:22 PM »
Adores Simply Red. And One Direction.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #93 on: May 29, 2013, 03:50:13 PM »
Once took out a restraining order against her partner for killing her softly with his song
The 2010 world cup was ruined for me by that slippery bastard Paul.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #94 on: May 29, 2013, 04:13:03 PM »
was once put on the hitlist of a common cunning linguist
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #95 on: May 29, 2013, 04:17:33 PM »
Never understood hopscotch
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #96 on: May 29, 2013, 04:25:40 PM »
too hopped up on scotch to do hopscotch
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #97 on: May 29, 2013, 04:55:04 PM »
Flunked tic tac toe.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #98 on: May 29, 2013, 06:20:49 PM »
Believes God planted the dinosaurs to test her faith.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #99 on: May 29, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »
Thinks Band-Aids is a rock group.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #100 on: May 29, 2013, 07:23:21 PM »
Once went to a Judas Priest concert expecting Christian rock.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #101 on: May 29, 2013, 07:25:42 PM »
Once went to a Hanson concert by mistake but loved it.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #102 on: May 29, 2013, 08:27:11 PM »
once had cleanup "duty" at a GG Allin concert
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #103 on: May 29, 2013, 10:26:17 PM »
Refused to go to rock concerts because geology is of the devil.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #104 on: May 30, 2013, 02:15:29 AM »
Once replaced a washing machine thinking the old one was broken but it turned out you left the childlock on.[1]
 1. Surprisingly, I get a lot of calls at work where a supposed 'fault' is down the childlock
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #105 on: May 30, 2013, 03:09:39 AM »
Buggers little boys in the ass
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Oh insult the POSTER above you ... not the PASTOR ... was confused actually ... Seppuku ain't no pastor
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #106 on: May 30, 2013, 04:30:23 AM »
Takes pride in insulting people on their birthday.[1] :(
 1. You should be ashamed. :P
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #107 on: May 30, 2013, 05:14:42 AM »
Fishes for birthday wishes[1]
 1. happy birthday you english bastard
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #108 on: May 30, 2013, 06:08:18 AM »
Doesn't celebrate birthdays. Doesn't want to admit he's 97 years old.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #109 on: May 30, 2013, 04:03:10 PM »
Paid a retainer by three separate air freshener companies.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #110 on: May 30, 2013, 04:13:21 PM »
Thought Jesus was a member of The Beatles.

;)

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #111 on: May 30, 2013, 04:45:40 PM »
Takes credit for the dogs farts
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #112 on: May 30, 2013, 10:10:53 PM »
True

;)

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #113 on: May 30, 2013, 10:12:29 PM »
Writes his name at the end because he doesn't know it by heart.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #114 on: May 31, 2013, 02:03:13 AM »
individually lowers the world's mean intelligence quotient by a full point[1]
 1. and will not understand the insult
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #115 on: May 31, 2013, 02:17:36 AM »
Sharks organise Kin Hell spotters
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