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Insult the poster above you
« on: May 22, 2013, 06:25:04 PM »
This is a blatant copy from IGI. When I hung out there briefly last year it was a lot of fun.

For the uninitiated, the idea is to just come up with any type of strange, creative insult.

I'll kick off by insulting myself in the next post.


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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2013, 06:26:55 PM »
Thinks color blind means to decorate a hunters nest
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 06:47:30 PM »
You're a c*nt.[1]
 1. Crude, yet effective.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 06:51:07 PM »
The hotel of your mind has many vacancies.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2013, 07:00:09 PM »
Once stalked a nun for three months
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2013, 07:31:02 PM »
Magicmiles, I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2013, 07:37:10 PM »
EV, I like you.  No matter what they say about you.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2013, 08:00:20 PM »
Shakes cows and then tries to cheese them.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 08:00:48 PM »
Hey rev The buses don't go where you live do they?
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2013, 08:08:49 PM »
Understood Vanilla Sky
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2013, 11:25:20 PM »
I'm an asshole[1].

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 1. wait! I didn't do that right, did I?
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2013, 11:33:37 PM »
No matter how long he grows his hair, still can't cover his five-head. Oh yeah, he's also an asshole.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2013, 11:43:44 PM »
Has a sharting problem
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2013, 11:53:28 PM »
Umm..I am dimwitted.[1]

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 1. did I get it right this time?
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2013, 01:13:45 AM »
Doesn't need to worry about bannister knobs when sliding down them.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2013, 01:43:49 AM »
If they ever find magicmiles' fossilized remains, they will have been preserved thanks to the hazardous waste container enveloping them.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2013, 01:53:48 AM »
Shadow often disowns him
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2013, 02:56:56 AM »
It isn't that you're stoopid, it's that you're stupid.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2013, 03:40:32 AM »
Missing a toe and can only count to 19
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2013, 04:12:28 AM »
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2013, 04:33:36 AM »
Owns Scorpions greatest hits CD
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2013, 04:57:50 AM »
acknowledges that The Scorpions had greatest hits

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2013, 05:11:38 AM »
Was once tempted to make the 4th consecutive Scorpions comment on an internet forum.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2013, 08:54:11 AM »
Encourages others to succumb to Scorpions related temptation

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2013, 09:01:07 AM »
Was unaware his friends party was fancy dress but still won first prize.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2013, 09:02:44 AM »
Is Australian.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2013, 09:07:45 AM »
Sold out Madison Square Gardden. Sports stadiums no longer trust him.
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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2013, 11:03:10 AM »
Thought scalping meant cutting off peoples scalps.

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Re: Insult the poster above you
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2013, 12:15:43 PM »
You, sir, are Scrappy Doo, Jar Jar Binks, Nikki and Paulo, and the other guy from Wham!.
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