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Offline Tero

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Various miracles in the news
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:42:30 AM »
God saves baby and mom
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/24/health/mom-revived-baby-born/index.html?c=us

Then refuses to fix mom's heart!

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Re: Various miracles in the news
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2013, 10:14:21 AM »
    I was late for work the other day and couldn't find my car keys. I was frantic because I had been written up recently for too many unexcused latenesses and feared I might lose my job. Being an atheist I wasn't about to pray for help but like I said I was desperate. Finally when at my wits end the words involuntarily came from my lips: "Please god help me find my keys". You know what happened next, absolutely nothing, nada, zip, zilch. I never did find those fucking keys. I had to take a cab to work and I was right, they fired my ass.
   
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Re: Various miracles in the news
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2013, 02:10:07 PM »
    I was late for work the other day and couldn't find my car keys. I was frantic because I had been written up recently for too many unexcused latenesses and feared I might lose my job. Being an atheist I wasn't about to pray for help but like I said I was desperate. Finally when at my wits end the words involuntarily came from my lips: "Please god help me find my keys". You know what happened next, absolutely nothing, nada, zip, zilch. I never did find those fucking keys. I had to take a cab to work and I was right, they fired my ass.
   
God is twirling those keys on His finger right now laughing. ;)
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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