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Offline natlegend

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In he name of Jebus you will RISE!!
« on: May 21, 2013, 09:06:36 PM »
The video supplied doesn't actually show the man GETTING UP and walking, but have these people never heard of muscle atrophy and good ol' rigor mortis?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/05/22/05/24/pope-francis-performs-exorcism-on-disabled-man

Or maybe it's all part of the miracle cure?
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Re: In he name of Jebus you will RISE!!
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2013, 05:21:06 AM »
Probably just fear of being touched by a priest.
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Re: In he name of Jebus you will RISE!!
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 06:59:33 AM »
I thought only little boys had that fear, Nick?

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Re: In he name of Jebus you will RISE!!
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 08:02:23 AM »
Quote from: Nam on May 22, 2013, 06:59:33 AM
I thought only little boys had that fear, Nick?

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Re: In he name of Jebus you will RISE!!
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2013, 08:30:33 AM »
...and sore asses.

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