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Offline Nick

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Stupid religious trick of the day
« on: May 19, 2013, 07:58:01 AM »
A man in Romania is suing an Orthodox bishop and 4 priests for failing to exorcise his flatulent demons.  I say just quit eating so much Mexican. ;)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304985/Romanian-lawyer-sues-bishop-priests-claiming-failed-properly-exorcise-flatulent-demons-house.html

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« Last Edit: May 21, 2013, 05:32:49 PM by Graybeard »
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Stupid religious trick of the day
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2013, 05:36:21 PM »
There are far too many demons of flatulence and people imperil their eternal souls by allowing charlatans to spout mumbo-jumbo over them.

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Re: Stupid religious trick of the day
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 04:20:30 AM »
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the lawyer for the Archdiocese from Arges, Anton Alin, rejected the allegation of fraud saying that the exorcism had been properly carried out and they believed the allegations of further demons and more bad smells were simply a product of the man's imagination

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Re: Stupid religious trick of the day
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 04:26:47 AM »
Hang on, Rumania? Isn't that the country where clairvoyants have to provide a money-back guarantee?
Only logical that a suit like this would pop up there in due course.
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