...because what happened is just creepy enough for me to decide to let someone official take a look instead of me.
The young married couple across the street from us have always seemed like perfectly normal people. They seemed a little young to have a mortgage, but what do I know? They have no history of being unusual in any way - they have two young kids, both under 5 (maybe even 4?), and they enjoy the hobbies that are common where we live.
I came home from the grocery store and noticed that there is a large doll (I think it was called "My Size Barbie" maybe?) duct-taped to their mailbox, with a bandana tied across it's eyes. I snapped a couple of photos but don't want to post them (their house number is clearly visible). I wafled for a bit, then decided that it was just too weird to ignore.
Here's hoping that I just have an overactive imagination, and not that I'm suddenly living in the midst of a true-crime novel.