Words fail me, but I think it's because Satan has corrupted the English language.
From the looks of it, I think The TRUTH Group believes that the bible was originally written in English.
...and then I saw Eric Hovind. Now this website makes sense.
Terrible lizard people. Terrible Thunderlizards?
Now that defining words section was truly worthy of analysis by George Orwell. Talk about mind-bending. I am surprised that the computer they used did not melt under the brillance of their reasoning.
Satan has corrupted all human languages, so you can't trust words.
But you can trust the King James Version of the bible over ancient Hebrew or Greek writings. Why? Because Satan has had more time to corrupt those older languages!
FACE. MEET. PALM.
Hmmm. How long does it take for the devil to really corrupt an average language? Corrupt it down to the bone! No time at all for something like French, maybe a long weekend. Satan does belong to an atheistic union, so he does not work overtime unless paid time and a half.
Now if he has his minions doing some of the lesser language-corruption work, stuff like Tagalog and !Xhosa, while he does the real hard stuff, how long would it take to corrupt a character-based language, say Mandarin Chinese? Does Satan bother to corrupt non-written languages? What about dead languages like Taino Arawak and Sanskrit?
Would Satan even bother trying to corrupt Klingon? Or would the Klingon language just kick Satan's scaly demonic a$$?
The mind boggles.