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Favorite quotes by other members
« on: May 11, 2013, 12:40:57 PM »
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The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
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Re: Favorite quotes by other members
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 01:12:46 PM »
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For the love of jesus titty-fucking christ
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I find I say that all the time now.
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 02:18:17 PM »
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Kinda like punching a retarded kitten in the face forever because it chewed on your shoes when you told it not too, in full knowledge that your roomate is the one who soaked your Nikes in Catnip.

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Actually it doesn't. One could conceivably be all-powerful but not exceptionally intelligent.

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Re: Favorite quotes by other members
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 02:45:02 PM »
I miss Raymond.
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Re: Favorite quotes by other members
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 03:02:20 PM »
Ray-Ray was da bomb. RIP :'(
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2013, 01:11:57 PM »
"I did love my mother but holy shit was she dumb."
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http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forums/index.php/topic,336.msg4724.html#msg4724


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Re: Favorite quotes by other members
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 11:55:27 PM »
This one really got me early on:

True justice would in fact demand that god admit its mistakes in its creation, and that it own them enough to show infinite mercy to the beings that it created faulty. God should be penalizing itself, and not at the expense of taking out its revenge through its supposed son either, for the massive failure in its thinking and creation. If such a god were to exist, then it must penalize itself by freely and humbly exonerating all beings for the finite mistakes that they make, and god must ask for forgiveness from its creation.... That's how the story should go.
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2013, 12:09:56 AM »
And another one I dig:

I should high-five Fred Phelps...

...in the face

with my knuckles.
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2013, 12:20:44 AM »
And this one still makes me LOL  :laugh::

Because werewolves need killing. Why the fuck else ring worm?
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