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Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« on: May 13, 2013, 07:25:31 PM »

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 07:41:58 PM »
You got this from Garja. ;)

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 07:50:12 PM »
Smells like satire. Where does this come from?

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 08:30:17 PM »
http://thetruthgroup.com/
Too much effort for satire.
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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 08:45:00 PM »
I like Neil.  When he is on a program and is explaining the universe it makes sense.

Who cares what the lower IQ Christians think.
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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 08:57:34 PM »
I like Neil.  When he is on a program and is explaining the universe it makes sense.

Who cares what the lower IQ Christians think.

Christians ain't dumb - they gots Gawd on they side, and that done make 'em smarter than Tyson, dontcha know? Praise Gawd!

Ick. I can't believe a tree gave its life so these asshats could print this tripe on it. What a waste of paper.

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 09:12:35 AM »
Christians ain't dumb - they gots Gawd on they side, and that done make 'em smarter than Tyson, dontcha know? Praise Gawd!

Ick. I can't believe a tree gave its life so these asshats could print this tripe on it. What a waste of paper.

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2013, 11:07:20 AM »
"Tyson is a heathen"

"Neil is a SINNER"

"God gave us the only book we need"

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2013, 11:08:51 AM »
You got this from Garja. ;)

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You did get that from me, you thieving bastard!  :police:  ;)
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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2013, 12:38:14 PM »
Oh my...

Did you watch the trailers. I can't help thinking this is a POE or just a pisstake. My mind cannot conceive these people are serious.

But...

Look at the "About Us"... good christian guys sure get some hot chicks as wives. Maybe God has rewarded them lol

I love Neil. He explains things so well and doesn't stand for any creationist crap.
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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2013, 01:29:02 PM »
The whole shebang of crap is on You Tube



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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2013, 03:03:14 PM »
With all these people who are affiliated with Satan, I can't just help get the feeling that Satan, if he's real, must be one awesome dude. Totally high-fiving him in hell...if hell exists.
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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2013, 03:26:29 PM »
I looked through the website. Enough to make the average thinking person run as far away from Christianity as possible.

In response to the question "Why do bad things happen to good people?" a list of bible verses showing that all people are evil sinners deserving of hell. In other words, there are no good people. You deserve way worse than the worst thing that has ever happened to you. Dash your babies against rocks, etc. Next question?

Terrible lizard people. :P
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2013, 03:28:34 PM »
How does a group with "Objective" in their name go and label anyone as an Agent of Satan?
I admit I was pretty dissed about Pluto.
It doesn't make sense to let go of something you've had for so long.  But it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there.

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2013, 04:42:34 PM »
NDT LOL

There's no right there's no wrong,there's just popular opinion (Brad Pitt as Jeffery Goines in 12 monkeys)

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2013, 04:49:43 PM »
http://thetruthgroup.com/how-to-define-words-in-scripture/

Words fail me, but I think it's because Satan has corrupted the English language.

From the looks of it, I think The TRUTH Group believes that the bible was originally written in English.

...and then I saw Eric Hovind.  Now this website makes sense.

Terrible lizard people. :P
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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2013, 04:50:56 PM »
I think it's because the dictionary is the work of the devil, you see, using the right words to mean the right things is blasphemy, how 'objectivity' is defined in the dictionary and any literate human being is just the work of Satan. What's the opposite to evil? Good. What's the opposite to Satan? And what's the opposite of 'objectivity'? 'Subjectivity', so the Godly definition of 'objective' must be the opposite of the devil's definition.

I dunno, that was the best explanation I could come up with.
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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2013, 06:08:28 PM »
You did get that from me, you thieving bastard!  :police:  ;)

You should have posted it here too!  8)

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2013, 07:25:48 PM »
http://thetruthgroup.com/how-to-define-words-in-scripture/

Words fail me, but I think it's because Satan has corrupted the English language.

From the looks of it, I think The TRUTH Group believes that the bible was originally written in English.

...and then I saw Eric Hovind.  Now this website makes sense.

Terrible lizard people. :P
Terrible Thunderlizards?

Now that defining words section was truly worthy of analysis by George Orwell. Talk about mind-bending. I am surprised that the computer they used did not melt under the brillance of their reasoning.

Satan has corrupted all human languages, so you can't trust words.[1]But you can trust the King James Version of the bible over ancient Hebrew or Greek writings. Why? Because Satan has had more time to corrupt those older languages!

FACE. MEET. PALM.

Hmmm. How long does it take for the devil to really corrupt an average language? Corrupt it down to the bone! No time at all for something like French, maybe a long weekend. Satan does belong to an atheistic union, so he does not work overtime unless paid time and a half.

Now if he has his minions doing some of the lesser language-corruption work, stuff like Tagalog and !Xhosa, while he does the real hard stuff, how long would it take to corrupt a character-based language, say Mandarin Chinese? Does Satan bother to corrupt non-written languages? What about dead languages like Taino Arawak and Sanskrit?

Would Satan even bother trying to corrupt Klingon? Or would the Klingon language just kick Satan's scaly demonic a$$?

The mind boggles.
 1. So why should we trust anything they write on this website, huh? Huh?
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2013, 09:28:25 PM »
You did get that from me, you thieving bastard!  :police:  ;)

You should have posted it here too!  8)

Touché. I guess one of us just cares more about the other place.   :P

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