My favorite bit from the link:
Burke admittedly has been working from a large sample size, consuming between two and three pounds of the crackers per week. She says she eats the small crackers individually, examining each one for the optimal amount of savory coating.
How will she ever know if this Jesus FishTM
has optimal savory coating if she doesn't eat it? I can imagine Jesus calling to her, "Eat me Burke, eat me now..."
Personally, I think the cracker would be ideal at her next communion - paired, of course, with the right wine.