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Offline carstensenscott

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Best (read worst) facebook response on god.
« on: March 26, 2013, 11:53:16 PM »
Unfriggin believable!!!

On a post regarding supporting same sex marriage. This person objects.

"i have one more complaint I want my rainbow to be left alone it was a sign to us who believe you can come up with your own sign i dont care just leave mine alone/ when i had to explain to my 97 year old grandmother what ppl were using it for to be there sysbloe she was quite upset and said but thats my sign no more floods thats what god gave us. See you step on what there beliefs are Im not saying you cant have a sysbol just dont use this one."

WTF BATMAN.

Do we need to refresh them on the countless numbers of people dying each year to floods?

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Re: Best (read worst) facebook response on god.
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 12:40:26 AM »
These gay folks need to pick a new sysbloe!!

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Re: Best (read worst) facebook response on god.
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2013, 05:21:02 AM »
Must have been home schooled.
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Re: Best (read worst) facebook response on god.
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2013, 11:32:34 PM »
Must have been home schooled.

Or possibly hmoe schlooed.


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Re: Best (read worst) facebook response on god.
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2013, 12:08:58 AM »
Unfriggin believable!!!

On a post regarding supporting same sex marriage. This person objects.

"i have one more complaint I want my rainbow to be left alone it was a sign to us who believe you can come up with your own sign i dont care just leave mine alone/ when i had to explain to my 97 year old grandmother what ppl were using it for to be there sysbloe she was quite upset and said but thats my sign no more floods thats what god gave us. See you step on what there beliefs are Im not saying you cant have a sysbol just dont use this one."

WTF BATMAN.

Do we need to refresh them on the countless numbers of people dying each year to floods?

I nearly broke my nose facepalming. I really, really want to believe people like this are a minority, only made visible by the new social media.
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Re: Best (read worst) facebook response on god.
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2013, 01:03:47 AM »
So now Christianity owns the patent and trademark on rainbows?  What about the ones that come out of prisms?  The Bible doesn't mention prisms, so do they count?  Also, what about Skittles?  BTW, I'm Irish.  The rainbow's mine.  It's a sign to my people of where leprechauns put their pots of gold.  Gays are welcome to use it though.  Their flags are far nicer than the "Christian flag" (utterly lousy, boring design).  Sorry Christians, you've got to stick with your torture device.  Besides, if you really think your god needs rainbows as a post-it note to remind himself not to flood the world every time it rains, maybe you should be happy he's getting more reminders.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2013, 06:21:04 PM »
That explains Hurricane Katrina-- not enough gays in New Orleans, and therefore not enough rainbow flags. Isn't that what that nutjob tv preacher said?  :?
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2013, 06:56:12 PM »
That's some bit of mental gymnastics I'll never understand - God doesn't send floods anymore so apparently now they just pop in out of thin air instead. To many theists the idea of something coming from nothing is worthy of derision except in this particular case where God cannot be held responsible for natural disasters because they somehow operate outside the scope of his plan. Poor God can only watch on in sheer helplessness as random chaotic events in his perfectly ordered universe ravage entire civilizations of his children.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2013, 06:58:16 PM by Aspie »

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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2013, 12:22:46 AM »
These days it seems weird that no theists are here telling us why they "DO IN FACT" belong to god and his promise.
I double dog dare you!!!

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Re: Best (read worst) facebook response on god.
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2013, 01:53:55 AM »
Must have been home schooled.
Or possibly hmoe schlooed.

I don't think that's quite correct. They took "symbol" and got "sysbloe" so "m" is replaced by "s", the last two letters are transposed then an "e" is added at the end. So, it should be "hose schooldee" treating the pair as a single unit. Wait, maybe they were grouping the consonants then adding an "e" at the end. So, it should be "hsoee schldooee".  :o  Crud, I'm not sure. Can we get a ruling on that person's brain damage?    :angel:


That's some bit of mental gymnastics I'll never understand - God doesn't send floods anymore so apparently now they just pop in out of thin air instead.

Maybe the double rainbow is god's version of crossing your fingers behind your back when making a promise?
« Last Edit: March 30, 2013, 01:56:53 AM by Samothec »
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Re: Best (read worst) facebook response on god.
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2013, 10:57:05 PM »
I don't think that's quite correct. They took "symbol" and got "sysbloe" so "m" is replaced by "s", the last two letters are transposed then an "e" is added at the end. So, it should be "hose schooldee" treating the pair as a single unit. Wait, maybe they were grouping the consonants then adding an "e" at the end. So, it should be "hsoee schldooee".  :o  Crud, I'm not sure. Can we get a ruling on that person's brain damage?    :angel:

"Hose schooldee" works for me. It's certainly hosed, in any case.