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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2013, 02:17:13 PM »
I don't know what to say, other than this is just disgusting!


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The school maintained that the practice was entirely innocent

Having little children bend down and lick white stuff off an old man's knees...  How do they not see the sexual overtones going on here?
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2013, 02:19:51 PM »
I don't know what to say, other than this is just disgusting!

I know.  Looks like Francis has his work cut out for him.

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Having little children bend down and lick white stuff off an old man's knees...  How do they not see the sexual overtones going on here?

Only thing I can think of is that it's some really, really bizarre fetish.
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2013, 02:23:36 PM »
They said now that this crossed the border of good taste and it was just for fun.  13 yr old boys.  I guess this is how priests train and evaluate boys for later service.  The church has lost all credibility in being any kind of moral authority.
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2013, 02:29:08 PM »
They said now that this crossed the border of good taste and it was just for fun.  13 yr old boys.

I know.  It really gets me how they're trying to make excuses for this yo-yo.  If you or I had pulled a stunt like this, we'd probably already have been arrested and charged with something by now, but I guess a priest gets a free pass.
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2013, 03:18:06 PM »
Oh, this one is going right onto my Facebook.   Some churches just have no sense of optics or PR...or at least, have members that don't give a sh!t about such things.
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2013, 03:47:32 PM »
It's like the school is completely oblivious to the scandals that the church has been defending themselves against.
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2013, 04:02:21 PM »
Yeah, they said it was done out of fun. I'm sure every rapist in the world was doing it out of fun when they raped. But I have a hard time swallowing( pun intended), that these kids were having a great time. Like they all got together afterwards and were sayin " man, did you see the way I licked up that cream off his knees, that was awesome!!! I wonder if we get to do that again, that was a blast!!!

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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2013, 04:11:44 PM »
I don't know if this is more disgusting or bizarre.
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2013, 06:25:26 PM »
Repetitive training exercise?
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2013, 06:25:49 PM »
Yeah, I saw this story last year, I think when it first came out. Clearly inappropriate. The priest should be ashamed of himself.
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2013, 03:44:54 AM »
Is it clear yet that people all over the globe make their own version of this popular religion? It shouldn't be since the owner's manual is so vague to begin with. Why not have a virgin boy sit ass-naked on the styrofoam hosts before they're consecrated? Sounds holy.  &)
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Re: Catholic Initiation Rite: Lick Whipped Cream Off Of Priest's Knees
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2013, 02:57:13 PM »
Then several days later the pope is seen kissing the feet of young female inmates.

But tradition says these things are OK.
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