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OP-Ed from former Pope
« on: March 02, 2013, 08:43:14 AM »
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For the past eight years, it has been my distinct pleasure to serve as head of the Roman Catholic Church. Spreading the message of the Bible around the world and sharing the gospel of Jesus Christ is an experience I wouldn’t trade for anything. Honestly, I had a ball. But at some point, you just have to face the facts and realize that you can’t play make-believe forever.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/being-pope-was-great-but-you-cant-play-makebelieve,31485/

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Re: OP-Ed from former Pope
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2013, 09:39:52 AM »
How much do you wanna bet that someone will think this is serious?
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
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Re: OP-Ed from former Pope
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2013, 09:44:49 AM »
Isn't there a website dedicated to showing people's responses when they took an Onion article seriously?

Ah, here it is.  Gotta love the URL, heh.