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I am the LORD your GOD. Ask Me anything.
« on: February 27, 2013, 05:15:57 PM »
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Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 05:20:50 PM »
Define good and evil acts.
Ye are my witnesses, saith Jehovah, and my servant whom I have chosen; that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.

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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 05:24:40 PM »
Define good and evil acts.

Good is anything that helps another living being, be it financially, intellectually, or otherwise. Evil is the opposite: anything that hinders a living being.
EDIT: Please note that this only applies when a living being's life isn't in danger.
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 05:34:32 PM »
Hi LORD, thanks for taking my question.

Could you explain just what the hell you were thinking when you came up with the idea of giving some people ambiguous genitalia? You didn't think you made enough of a mess with humans by making a percentage of them gay, thereby sending your followers into screeching fits about it, you had to go and add another group of people with difficult to identify sexual characteristic as well? What do you think your followers will do to them when they finish with all the saved fetuses, and non-married gay people?

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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2013, 05:40:18 PM »
Hi LORD, thanks for taking my question.

Could you explain just what the hell you were thinking when you came up with the idea of giving some people ambiguous genitalia? You didn't think you made enough of a mess with humans by making a percentage of them gay, thereby sending your followers into screeching fits about it, you had to go and add another group of people with difficult to identify sexual characteristic as well? What do you think your followers will do to them when they finish with all the saved fetuses, and non-married gay people?

Respectfully yours,
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You brought that upon yourselves by misusing your free will.
Think of it as a built-in warning for when things are really messed up. You mess things up, messed up things happen to you.

As for homosexuals and bisexuals, they're perfectly fine and natural. I put them in nature itself to show you that they're normal. It's not my fault you didn't get the hint.
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Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
We choose our own gods.

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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 05:40:34 PM »
Why do You hate amputees?
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 05:41:47 PM »
Why do You hate amputees?

Who said I hated anyone?
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2013, 05:44:30 PM »
Why do You hate amputees?

Who said I hated anyone?
You have not cured any...therefore, I assume you hate them. 

Since I have You on...why is the pope quitting?  And what are the Powerball #s for this Sat.?
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2013, 05:44:53 PM »
Define good and evil acts.

Good is anything that helps another living being, be it financially, intellectually, or otherwise. Evil is the opposite: anything that hinders a living being.
EDIT: Please note that this only applies when a living being's life isn't in danger.

You need to be more specific.  Can you tell me which of the following are definately evil?

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Lesbianism, pornography, NAMBLA, patriotism, lying, insurance fraud, pimping, nationalism, crass commercialism, bribery, justice for the rich, political intrigue, price gouging, permissiveness, child abuse, gun culture, deviousness, hypocrisy, fornication, assault, uncleanness, tax evasion, loose conduct, idolatry, practice of spiritism, enmities, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, betrayal, contentions, divisions, sects, nepotism, false advertising, "cooking" of the books, envies, drunken bouts, greed, reviling, extortion, pedophilia, frivolous lawsuits, pimping, lying, violent entertainment, homosexuality, public nudity, scams, home invasion, competition, defrauding, terrorism, disloyalty, premarital and extramarital sex, foul language, unjust profit, deforestation, drug abuse, prostitution, abortion on demand, legal maneuvering, rebellion, insubordination.
Ye are my witnesses, saith Jehovah, and my servant whom I have chosen; that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.

Isaiah 43:10

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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2013, 05:48:20 PM »
You have not cured any...therefore, I assume you hate them.

I love all My children. That includes amputees.

Since I have You on...why is the pope quitting?

Loss of faith, because, as Jstwebbrowsing pointed out in another thread, he's praying to a fake god.

And what are the Powerball #s for this Sat.?

I'm not gonna help you cheat.
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2013, 05:49:22 PM »
Gee, what good are you then?
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2013, 05:51:09 PM »
How about some miracles?

Say, you part the Pacific all the way across to Asia?

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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2013, 06:01:35 PM »
I have to go to sleep now, but I'll answer all your questions tomorrow.
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2013, 06:19:15 PM »
Define good and evil acts.

Good is anything that helps another living being, be it financially, intellectually, or otherwise. Evil is the opposite: anything that hinders a living being.
EDIT: Please note that this only applies when a living being's life isn't in danger.

You need to be more specific.  Can you tell me which of the following are definately evil?

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Lesbianism, pornography, NAMBLA, patriotism, lying, insurance fraud, pimping, nationalism, crass commercialism, bribery, justice for the rich, political intrigue, price gouging, permissiveness, child abuse, gun culture, deviousness, hypocrisy, fornication, assault, uncleanness, tax evasion, loose conduct, idolatry, practice of spiritism, enmities, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, betrayal, contentions, divisions, sects, nepotism, false advertising, "cooking" of the books, envies, drunken bouts, greed, reviling, extortion, pedophilia, frivolous lawsuits, pimping, lying, violent entertainment, homosexuality, public nudity, scams, home invasion, competition, defrauding, terrorism, disloyalty, premarital and extramarital sex, foul language, unjust profit, deforestation, drug abuse, prostitution, abortion on demand, legal maneuvering, rebellion, insubordination.


 Any of the above things that now anger God could have been eliminated when you murdered all your followers in the flood. At the same time you murdered your followers you also needed to eliminate the evil; that influenced them. Why did you allow evil (Satan and others) to remain thinking killing your followers and not evil would have a different result?
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2013, 04:54:14 AM »
Lying, insurance fraud, pimping, bribery, price gouging, child abuse, gun culture, deviousness, hypocrisy, assault, tax evasion, loose conduct, enmities, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, betrayal, contentions, divisions, nepotism, false advertising, "cooking" of the books, envies, drunken bouts, greed, reviling, extortion, pedophilia[1], pimping, lying, violent entertainment, scams, home invasion, defrauding, terrorism, disloyalty, deforestation, drug abuse, abortion on demand, legal maneuvering, insubordination.

These are the ones I consider evil. Note that good and evil are not absolutes.

Gee, what good are you then?

Well, you can pray to Me, and I'll answer with either "yes", "no", and "wait", which will make you feel better about your situation, even if I answer with "no".

How about some miracles?

Say, you part the Pacific all the way across to Asia?

No.

Any of the above things that now anger God could have been eliminated when you murdered all your followers in the flood. At the same time you murdered your followers you also needed to eliminate the evil; that influenced them. Why did you allow evil (Satan and others) to remain thinking killing your followers and not evil would have a different result?

Do you see any evidence for a global flood? It never happened.
 1. I'm assuming you mean "child molestation" by this.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2013, 05:49:58 AM by One Above All »
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Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
We choose our own gods.

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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2013, 07:09:33 AM »
Dear God.

Why are you such an asshole?

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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2013, 07:11:45 AM »
Dear God.

Why are you such an asshole?

I take offense to that. Why would you assume I'm an asshole?
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2013, 11:22:46 AM »
 Can you tell your followers it never happened please. Your followers are under the assumption you inspired the Bible,they get their info on the flood from your collection of inspired writing.
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2013, 11:24:48 AM »
Can you tell your followers it never happened please. Your followers are under the assumption you inspired the Bible,they get their info on the flood from your collection of inspired writing.

My followers are few, and they all know the flood never happened. Everyone else is either praying to the wrong god (christians, muslims, mormons, et cetera) or no god at all.
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Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
We choose our own gods.

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« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2013, 02:10:24 PM »
Why did you create us?[1]

What do you really want from us?[2]

And why are you so unclear about these really huge questions? 
 1. To amuse yourself?  To keep you company in heaven?  As an experiment?  (Why would an omniscient, omnipotent being need to experiment?) Out of love?  What the hell does that mean? 
 2. Worship?  Obedience?  Good deeds?  Compassion? Entertainment?

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« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2013, 02:22:11 PM »
Quote from: One Above All
1.  I'm assuming you mean "child molestation" by this.

Fail.  You should know exactly what I mean and not have to assume.
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« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2013, 02:27:45 PM »
Why did you create us?[1]
 1. To amuse yourself?  To keep you company in heaven?  As an experiment?  (Why would an omniscient, omnipotent being need to experiment?) Out of love?  What the hell does that mean? 

I created you to allow you to experience the joy of life. However, you screwed it up, using what was probably My greatest creation - free will.

What do you really want from us?[2]
 2. Worship?  Obedience?  Good deeds?  Compassion? Entertainment?

Worship and obedience are only requirements for jealous entities, such as YHWH. What I want from you is for you to do good. That's all.

And why are you so unclear about these really huge questions? 

I think My responses above are pretty clear.

Fail.  You should know exactly what I mean and not have to assume.

So you didn't mean "child molestation"?
« Last Edit: February 28, 2013, 02:34:37 PM by One Above All »
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« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2013, 03:07:08 PM »
This Q&A really helps. I've been so busy disbelieving in dorky gods. It is so much more pleasant to disbelieve in a somewhat nicer one, like you.

Quick question though. Free will is important, as per You. So why is the free will of a murderer of more importance than the free will of the victim? Seems like that is sort of backwards. I'm sure you have a great explanation. I'm just waiting to hear it. Even though you're not real either. My limited view of reality doesn't allow you to be. Sorry 'bout that part.
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« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2013, 03:14:55 PM »
Fail.  You should know exactly what I mean and not have to assume.

It's possible One Above All was just TESTING you.

Just saying...
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« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2013, 03:16:01 PM »
This Q&A really helps. I've been so busy disbelieving in dorky gods. It is so much more pleasant to disbelieve in a somewhat nicer one, like you.

Thank you. That means a lot to Me.

Quick question though. Free will is important, as per You. So why is the free will of a murderer of more importance than the free will of the victim? Seems like that is sort of backwards. I'm sure you have a great explanation. I'm just waiting to hear it. Even though you're not real either. My limited view of reality doesn't allow you to be. Sorry 'bout that part.

When the free will of one being interferes with the free will of another being, it's survival of the fittest. It's not pretty, but it's My design. That said, I also put in "safety features" in your bodies. A surge of adrenaline could allow a victim to easily overpower their assailant in most cases.

It's possible One Above All was just TESTING you.

Just saying...

Good point.
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« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2013, 03:43:49 PM »
What is the meaning of life?
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2013, 03:45:43 PM »
What is the meaning of life?

There is no objective meaning of life. Life forms give their own lives meaning.
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« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2013, 03:51:55 PM »
Quick question though. Free will is important, as per You. So why is the free will of a murderer of more importance than the free will of the victim? Seems like that is sort of backwards. I'm sure you have a great explanation. I'm just waiting to hear it. Even though you're not real either. My limited view of reality doesn't allow you to be. Sorry 'bout that part.

So when grandma shot her two little grandkids then herself the other day, she was the fittest because she was strong enough to lift a gun. I get it. A stroke of genius on Your part.

Could you make hundred dollar bills heavier so that only the fittest could get rich? That would really help.
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« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2013, 03:55:22 PM »
So when grandma shot her two little grandkids then herself the other day, she was the fittest because she was strong enough to lift a gun. I get it. A stroke of genius on Your part.

Again, free will. Not My fault you don't use it properly.
EDIT: That said, don't think I don't feel sorry for the kids.

Could you make hundred dollar bills heavier so that only the fittest could get rich? That would really help.

Sure. Omnipotent, remember? But I won't.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2013, 03:57:50 PM by One Above All »
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
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