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Offline Fiji

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If christians don't start burning and kill over THIS ...
« on: February 26, 2013, 03:31:00 AM »
believe me, you want to suffer through the first minute or two

Science: I'll believe it when I see it
Faith: I'll see it when I believe it

Schrodinger's thunderdome! One cat enters and one MIGHT leave!

Without life, god has no meaning.

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Re: If christians don't start burning and kill over THIS ...
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2013, 03:35:26 PM »




Spoiler alert.









The best part was where Jesus screams like a girl and runs away, Monty Python style. I also liked the Spanish-speaking Hay-Soos, but I never imagined Jesus speaking with a lisp. (I learned Latin American espanol, without that thoopid thetha.)

I suspected that was coming--Jesus don't know nothing 'bout healing no zombies. I stopped after the second face-off.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: If christians don't start burning and kill over THIS ...
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 03:17:02 AM »
Pythonesque, that indeed popped into my mind to at several points.
And they didn't pause after each joke, like American movies are wont to do.
And they included actually funny jokes.
And the shoestring budget didn't get in the way ... yeah, some of the SFX were quite basic, but then again, in Army of Darkness, they're simply throwing biology-class-skeletons at the protagonist. These guys pull the same thing with guts and limbs and stuff.

one of the highlights ... "stick with me Judas, and you'll live for a long time ... Judas? Judas?!"
Science: I'll believe it when I see it
Faith: I'll see it when I believe it

Schrodinger's thunderdome! One cat enters and one MIGHT leave!

Without life, god has no meaning.

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Re: If christians don't start burning and kill over THIS ...
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 07:38:03 AM »
I like dthis more:


You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.