The Moon was the first Earth. The Earth that was before the Flood. When the Flood happened, Noah's Ark turned into a spaceship and travelled to the second Earth. Where we live now. This second Earth is demonic. The Garden of Eden can not be found here. It is on the Moon; the great Heaven above us where man has never truly been. Yes, man has travelled to the Moon in conspiratorial visages of great showmanship. A blot on the True Eye of the Lord, Jesus Christ. The first, and only true Moonman.
All hail the Moonman, Jesus Christ.