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Offline BornAgainAtheist

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Re: Lent
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2013, 04:00:52 PM »
I hope to give up sharting.  Forever.  Period.
My hair is a bird.  Your argument is invalid.

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Re: Lent
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2013, 05:38:47 AM »
Lent is the time of year when someone, somewhere, mentions lent in passing, and I go "oh yeah, lent is a thing".
"Deferinate" itself appears to be a new word... though I'm perfectly carmotic with it.
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Re: Lent
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2013, 05:53:09 AM »
I am giving up posting useless posts with no content, as well as pathetic attempts at humor.  :|

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Re: Lent
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2013, 11:58:39 PM »
I'm giving up giving up.
It's YOUR god, it's YOUR rules, YOU go to hell.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

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Re: Lent
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2013, 03:17:05 PM »
I've given up Lent
RELIGION, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. Ambrose Bierce

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Re: Lent
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2013, 08:14:04 AM »
I hope to give up sharting.  Forever.  Period.

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Re: Lent
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2013, 04:51:58 AM »
Ah sharting... also known as the 'number three', particular with babies. I had to clean my little sister's shart and it had reached the back of her head. I get councelling about it every now and then...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sharting[1]

Anyone know of the origins?
 1. And god made us in his perfect image - do you think god wipes his own arse when he sharts, or gets a host of angels to do it. Or better still, it magically disappears! A miricle!!
It's YOUR god, it's YOUR rules, YOU go to hell.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

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Re: Lent
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2013, 05:19:15 AM »
Ah sharting... also known as the 'number three', particular with babies. I had to clean my little sister's shart and it had reached the back of her head. I get councelling about it every now and then...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sharting[1]

Anyone know of the origins?
 1. And god made us in his perfect image - do you think god wipes his own arse when he sharts, or gets a host of angels to do it. Or better still, it magically disappears! A miricle!!

I think it originates from various uni's around the english speaking world. If you're not used to drinking beer the liquid poo that comes after a particularly successful bout can be a surprise.
The unwitting 1st year can mistake needing a runny poo for a fart and litterally shart (shit-fart) themselves. The contraction from shit-fart to shart is a natural evolution of language.

RE you question about god's sharts;
god will obviously do what is known as "angel poo" and will therefore never need to wipe.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angel+poo