Lent

[BornAgainAtheist]

I hope to give up sharting.  Forever.  Period.

[Noman Peopled]

Lent is the time of year when someone, somewhere, mentions lent in passing, and I go "oh yeah, lent is a thing".

[Bereft_of_Faith]

I am giving up posting useless posts with no content, as well as pathetic attempts at humor.  :|

[natlegend]

I'm giving up giving up.

[Graybeard]

I've given up Lent

[EV]

I hope to give up sharting.  Forever.  Period.

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[natlegend]

Ah sharting... also known as the 'number three', particular with babies. I had to clean my little sister's shart and it had reached the back of her head. I get councelling about it every now and then...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sharting[1]

Anyone know of the origins?

1.	And god made us in his perfect image - do you think god wipes his own arse when he sharts, or gets a host of angels to do it. Or better still, it magically disappears! A miricle!!

[Mrjason]

Ah sharting... also known as the 'number three', particular with babies. I had to clean my little sister's shart and it had reached the back of her head. I get councelling about it every now and then...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sharting[1]

Anyone know of the origins?

1.	And god made us in his perfect image - do you think god wipes his own arse when he sharts, or gets a host of angels to do it. Or better still, it magically disappears! A miricle!!

I think it originates from various uni's around the english speaking world. If you're not used to drinking beer the liquid poo that comes after a particularly successful bout can be a surprise.
The unwitting 1st year can mistake needing a runny poo for a fart and litterally shart (shit-fart) themselves. The contraction from shit-fart to shart is a natural evolution of language.

RE you question about god's sharts;
god will obviously do what is known as "angel poo" and will therefore never need to wipe.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angel+poo