God is not a happy camper

[Nick]

What did the Northeast do to piss off God so bad?  1st Hurricane Sandy and now this monster of a winter snow storm.  They are talking about 2 feet of snow around Boston and 9 or 10 inches in New York.  Some of those people are still in shelters and/or tents.  Flights are already being cancelled.  Damn groundhog should be sacrificed to roadkill.

Any WWGHA members out there make sure you have blankets, salt, and show shovels.  Hope your power holds up.  What a mess.

[Spit]

He liked the 49ers! 

[Nick]

But they lost. How can that be?

[Spit]

He's angry. The Ravens are in the Northeast. Duh! 

[Nick]

Ah, I have a hard time trying to figure God out.  It must be that "mysterious ways" thing.

[Spit]

He likes sports. Especially the ones that involve knocking dudes the fuck out! Boxing and MMA.

[kaziglu bey]

Here in Erie, we call that a "regular snow storm". Glad it will mostly miss us for a change! I do hope that anyone within this storms effected area will be careful, smart and safe. Take Nicks advice about being prepared seriously. Blankets and warm clothes, flashlights and candles, firewood and wine, turn your headlights on, and don't drive if you don't need to.

And Nick, I just about lost it at your "we should sacrifice the groundhog" comment. For some reason I find that really amusing. I can't help but to picture Bill Murray with a sacrificial dagger stabbing Punxsutawney Phil.

[hickdive]

Any WWGHA members out there make sure you have blankets, salt, and show shovels.  Hope your power holds up.  What a mess.

During severe winter weather here the police advise travellers to bring a shovel, snow chains, de-icer, jump-leads, warm waterproof clothing, blanket, scarf hat and gloves, a hot drink, and food.

I get some funny looks on the bus carrying all that though.

[Quesi]

Sodomy.  Nothing pisses off god more than sodomy. 

And I have some very strong anecdotal evidence that several people in the region have engaged in sodomy recently. 

I could have tried harder to stop it.  But I was so distracted with the school bus strike and all, that I did nothing. 

And now we must all suffer. 

[nogodsforme]

Considering that most of the bad natural disasters in the US happen in the south, there must be more sodomy there than in any other region.

Speaking of which, a preacher at the funeral of the heroic bus driver[1] said that it was not guns but the lack of prayer and focus on god that caused the tragedy. That and sodomy.

1.	who was killed by the crazy idiot who kidnapped the kid and kept him in the bunker

[Nick]

Considering that most of the bad natural disasters in the US happen in the south, there must be more sodomy there than in any other region.

Speaking of which, a preacher at the funeral of the heroic bus driver[1] said that it was not guns but the lack of prayer and focus on god that caused the tragedy. That and sodomy.

1.	who was killed by the crazy idiot who kidnapped the kid and kept him in the bunker

So if these kids had been praying at the time and if the bus driver had called upon the name of Jesus all would be alive and well today?

[void of gods crutch]

so strange, we've had a very, very mild winter for us in the olympic mts, still no snow days for the kids...not that mine need it, one has pneumonia, so she's staying home anyway..but still..i'd be glad to get covered in it for a few days, love the snow! bummer for those who don't and are stuck with it though. that would be a nightmare for those still in 'camping' mode since sandy..stay off the roads if you can..i like the firewood and wine idea..i better go stock up in case we get a flake!

[Nick]

Simple.  If you are on the Olympic Mts. you need to pray to Zeus.

[void of gods crutch]

Simple.  If you are on the Olympic Mts. you need to pray to Zeus.

doh! now why didn't i think of that!? bahahaha!!