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Translation Idea [#2719]
« on: January 22, 2013, 08:49:35 PM »
Dear Brother,
 
I am [name removed] from USA I have studied your web site, and I found it the most wonderful site to get right to the True Word of God. My suggestion for you is to create your material in my language of Hungarian and Georgian also. 
 
I am one of the best translator in my area.I will provide you best quality work.

Although it will take your low expenses as well, as fund for the Word of God to reach out to the deserving people. I will wait for your response.
 
In Christ,

[name removed]
[On how kangaroos could have gotten back to Australia after the flood]:  Don't kangaroos skip along the surface of the water? --Kenn

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 08:57:24 PM »
I found out some years ago that the australianism "get a dog up ya" just cannot be translated into eastern european languages. (true)

Fortunately you can read and understand english.




PS ....idiot, when trolling for paid translation work, firstly try and get your english proper.
Secondly try and show some ability to comprehend what you are endeavouring to get paid to translate.

This is an atheist site, not a theist site.

Spamming fool.

Get a dog up ya.
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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 09:12:59 PM »
Although it will take your low expenses as well, as fund for the Word of God to reach out to the deserving people. I will wait for your response.

Please send us your electronic banking details, and your login ID and password  :)   To verify that we have the right account we will deposit a small amount and immediately withdraw it ....   :angel:
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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 09:16:39 PM »
Finally! Someone who can communicate with us!

Albeit poorly.

Hey, I appreciate the effort. But the poor guy probably only makes about $10k a day doing this...

Not everyone is entitled to their own opinion. They're all entitled to mine though.

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 09:58:31 PM »
Make sure he is familiar with all the atheist dogma before he translates atheism. ;D

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 10:15:08 PM »
Make sure he is familiar with all the atheist dogma before he translates atheism. ;D

Dogma? You mean a puppies mother? That's an easy one.
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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2013, 02:55:25 AM »
If that's up for grabs, I'll take it. ;) I can easily translate the page to Slovenian in no time. And that's what I actually do for a living. Not to mention that I kind of, sort of, well, really, do understand English.  :P

P.S.: Oh, and I'd simply love to bring the 'Word of God' to my tribe in its native language. Rawr.
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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2013, 03:37:04 AM »
I da knot speaka da eengwish.

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A god is like a rock: it does absolutely nothing until someone or something forces it to do something. The only capability the rock has is doing nothing until another force compels it physically to move.

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2013, 04:52:15 AM »
My suggestion for you is to create your material in my language of Hungarian and Georgian also....for the Word of God to reach out to the deserving people.

Your god doesn't WANT his book translated, fool.  He smashed Babel and created language so that we COULDN'T all know the same stuff.  Why do you try to thwart your god's carefully considered plans?
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
Why is it so hard for believers to answer a direct question?

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2013, 07:00:35 AM »
Ordinarily, I delete spams, but this one had too much entertainment value for me to deprive the forum of the joy of reading and responding to it.
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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2013, 07:34:17 AM »
Do you think this is God knocking on our door?
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2013, 08:49:24 AM »
Do you think this is God knocking on our door?

If it is, he's knocking with his head.....
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
Why is it so hard for believers to answer a direct question?

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2013, 09:52:10 AM »
I say that if God is willing to pay to have the content of this site translated into Hungarian and Georgian, we should go for it!

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2013, 10:13:15 AM »
Dear Brother,
 
I am [name removed] from USA I have studied your web site, and I found it the most wonderful site to get right to the True Word of God. My suggestion for you is to create your material in my language of Hungarian and Georgian also. 
 
I am one of the best translator in my area.I will provide you best quality work.

Although it will take your low expenses as well, as fund for the Word of God to reach out to the deserving people. I will wait for your response.
 
In Christ,

[name removed]
Start translating friend, your reward will be in heaven.
RELIGION, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. Ambrose Bierce

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2013, 10:16:29 AM »
Dear Brother,
 
I am [name removed] from USA I have studied your web site, and I found it the most wonderful site to get right to the True Word of God. My suggestion for you is to create your material in my language of Hungarian and Georgian also. 
 
I am one of the best translator in my area.I will provide you best quality work.

Although it will take your low expenses as well, as fund for the Word of God to reach out to the deserving people. I will wait for your response.
 
In Christ,

[name removed]

This reminds me of a comic that I saw some years back...

[On how kangaroos could have gotten back to Australia after the flood]:  Don't kangaroos skip along the surface of the water? --Kenn

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2013, 01:54:30 PM »
I think I've gotten this spam myself
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

And you should feel guilty for this. Give me money.

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2013, 08:58:49 PM »
Spam, it's like ham but just good enough to satisfy you momentarily.

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Re: Translation Idea [#2719]
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2013, 04:14:00 AM »
HA. This guy is priceless.

Seriously though, have we ever thought about having the site translated?
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