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Offline Nick

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Dad now a popsickle
« on: January 16, 2013, 11:08:29 AM »
Clarence Bright died at age 93.  Because of bad weather in Detroit his funeral was delayed a day or so.  When it was to happen the body came up missing.  Police later found it in his son's freezer.  The son said he was hoping his father would be miraculously resurrected.

Religion just gets better and better. ;D
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Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Dad now a popsickle
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 11:29:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 16, 2013, 11:08:29 AM
Clarence Bright died at age 93.  Because of bad weather in Detroit his funeral was delayed a day or so.  When it was to happen the body came up missing.  Police later found it in his son's freezer.  The son said he was hoping his father would be miraculously resurrected.

Religion just gets better and better. ;D

He didn't follow instructions. Ya gotta nail daddy up first.

Hold that thought. It was the kid that got nailed. Son, you go first...
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The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what's to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. - Penn Jillette
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