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Offline Nick

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Get Out Of Jail Free Card
« on: January 16, 2013, 07:33:31 AM »
Virginia attorney general says it is ok to break the law for Jesus.  So next time you get into trouble in Virginia remember to pull out the Jesus card.

http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/virginias-attorney-general-says-its-okay-break-law-jesus

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« Last Edit: January 20, 2013, 05:02:02 PM by Graybeard »
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Get Out Of Jail Free Card
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2013, 08:05:16 PM »
Virginia attorney general says it is ok to break the law for Jesus.  So next time you get into trouble in Virginia remember to pull out the Jesus card.
Andrea Yates should try this........wait she did
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Re: Get Out Of Jail Free Card
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2013, 08:19:29 PM »
Tried it. Found out there was a loophole. Seems that they thought I stole too many loaves and fishes. I tried to convince them that I had only stolen a few of each and they'd multiplied but the bastards had the receipt from the wholesalers.

So use this newfound power carefully. Like my cousin Leroy, who has been killing fig trees for weeks without legal consequence.
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