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Offline Nick

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Megan Fox xiorlaskh
« on: January 15, 2013, 12:08:44 PM »
Megan Fox did an interview for Esquire where she says she sometimes speaks in tongues.  I guess it comes from her Pentecostal Church background.  She says it is like having energy coming through the top of your head.  I guess it is called "getting the Holy Ghost".  She also said this is the language spoken in heaven.

So there you go.  And we thought heaven was a bunch of bull.  Who has Holy Spirit on their face now?
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Re: Megan Fox xiorlaskh
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 12:23:16 PM »
Megan Fox .......
Who has Holy Spirit on their face now?

There is a joke there somewhere.  Its on the tip of my tongue.......   :o
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
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Re: Megan Fox xiorlaskh
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 02:20:13 PM »
Megan Fox .......
Who has Holy Spirit on their face now?

There is a joke there somewhere.  Its on the tip of my tongue.......   :o

Damn. I now know way more about your personal life than I wanted to.

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Re: Megan Fox xiorlaskh
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 03:17:41 PM »
Who cares? She's hot. :P

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Re: Megan Fox xiorlaskh
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 04:54:42 PM »
AKA babbling like an idiot.
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Re: Megan Fox xiorlaskh
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 07:33:19 PM »
...the "energy through the top of her head' generated the image of her staggering around charred and smoking  massive bald burnt patch of blistered skull still smouldering and her struggling to speak through her metal tooth fillings spot welding her jaws shut.

...........................Now that would be a real god of mercy.

But instead we get a reverse pez dispenser  where the empty container is supposed filled with encapsulated divine gibberish from above. 
And worse still, that the genetic lottery win of her publicly venerated outward form then apparently gives these idiot remarks some supposed credence.

Farce and facade.

Stupid monkeys.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 07:35:27 PM by kin hell »
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