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The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« on: January 13, 2013, 10:22:34 AM »
Is not this an example of God healing an amputee:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_Calanda
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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2013, 10:24:08 AM »
[On how kangaroos could have gotten back to Australia after the flood]:  Don't kangaroos skip along the surface of the water? --Kenn

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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2013, 10:42:40 AM »
Isn't that the one where the guy ends up with a white leg and a black leg?  Thats some creative amputee healing there by god.  Like a twist ice cream cone.
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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2013, 11:15:19 AM »
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that believers will believe anything, but it is still discouraging. When your only critical thought ever is "Hmmm, I think Jesus was probably whiter than that", you're not doing it right.
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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2013, 11:31:43 AM »
Let's also not forget that there are hundreds of thousands of amputees around the world - maybe even millions?  So, did a miracle really occur for this one person?  And if so, what about everyone else?  Were they not sufficiently deserving of a miracle as well?  Not even one more person?  Please...

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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2013, 01:45:11 PM »
17th century documents. Wow! Next thing you know they'll be referencing that Eddie Murphy film (Trading Places, I think) where he had no leg one second, and then he did another second.

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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2013, 09:19:24 AM »
Damn, I thought the OP said "The Miracle of Canada," and I was very curious to read about the amazing stuff going on up North!  :(
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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2013, 04:46:55 PM »
Only thing that's amazing about Canada is that they haven't been conquered by the US. Got to get rid of those borders, you know?

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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2013, 04:47:55 PM »
Sure we have.  Just not militarily.
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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2013, 03:02:29 PM »
Only thing that's amazing about Canada is that they haven't been conquered by the US. Got to get rid of those borders, you know?

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Re: The Miracle of Calanda. [#2714]
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2013, 03:10:50 PM »
I have an aunt who is Canadian, she's 6'5". She's been in the US since the 1970's, so, I guess we can just use turncoats here in the US against their former countrymen.

Kind of like that South Park episode where they send in the blacks first. We can send in the turncoat Canadians in first. The y won't know what hit them!

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