Lets see. I quit using a cell phone because I got tired of the phantom vibrations, which I knew were not real, but people won't get rid of god, who causes the same type of hallucination. (If you're not familiar with the phenomenon, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_Vibration_Syndrome
Maybe we should charge a high monthly religion fee (paid to me, not churches) and make IM'ing with the lord an additional cost. Then others might do what I did with phones and drop the service.
At least cell phones are real. So I only feel partly crazy. Religious folks keep wanting me to go all the way.