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Xstian Logic
« on: December 17, 2012, 09:20:29 PM »
Have a crack at this.
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 11:23:04 PM »
 the shooter should be sitting with Jesus and the kids in heaven ....no?
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 11:57:04 PM »
My crude skills did not allow.
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2012, 12:36:04 AM »
Quote from: carstensenscott on December 17, 2012, 09:20:29 PM
Have a crack at this.
um, what are you asking for?
a caption?
an opinion?
humor?
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2012, 12:59:05 AM »
Um..take your pick. Enjoy. Hate. Its all the same to me. It is just the image that comes to mind when I see people posting this crap.
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2012, 02:46:01 PM »
OP : how is that christian logic? As far as I know you have to be a born-again believer so that He can forgive you. That kid was neither :P
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2012, 04:14:30 PM »
YOU WOULD HAVE TO REMOVE YOUR VEIL OF IGNORANCE TO SEE WHAT I MEAN.
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2012, 05:41:20 PM »
Shin, the shooter was autistic -- didn't you say in another thread the mentally handicapped get a free pass to heaven regardless  of faith? (like children of a "certain age").
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2012, 05:57:12 PM »
^ The dude was the best or one of the best in his class :P Care to explain how an autist could achieve that?
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2012, 07:28:54 PM »
Quote from: SHIN KAIRI on December 18, 2012, 05:57:12 PM
^ The dude was the best or one of the best in his class :P Care to explain how an autist could achieve that?

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=the-hidden-potential-of-autistic-kids
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2012, 07:34:56 PM »
^ Well, if he could think clearly then He is not blameless. The mentally handicapped I was talking about are those who can't even think properly. Those that can't know right from wrong, or that don't have the capabilities of understanding the gospel message. 
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2012, 07:36:32 PM »
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2012, 08:35:03 PM »
Quote from: SHIN KAIRI on December 18, 2012, 07:34:56 PM
^ Well, if he could think clearly then He is not blameless. The mentally handicapped I was talking about are those who can't even think properly. Those that can't know right from wrong, or that don't have the capabilities of understanding the gospel message.

Oh, of course.  Makes perfect sense now.
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2012, 09:32:21 PM »
Quote from: SHIN KAIRI on December 18, 2012, 05:57:12 PM
^ The dude was the best or one of the best in his class :P Care to explain how an autist could achieve that?

People with autism typically aren't lacking in intelligence. They lack in social development sure, but to insinuate that's it's unfathomable that someone with autism is one of the best in his class shows a real lack of understanding of what autism is.

Look no further than the first line, a simple breakdown of what autism is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2012, 10:08:57 PM »
"They" always have some fall guy like in the 80's. "it was him being abstinent for so long which drove him to rape and molestation..his dedication to god strengthened him and showed him the path of righteousness"......"the devil has lied to one of our members and caused him to commit these crimes. He was weak and the devil exposed the weakness in the worst way."

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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2012, 01:34:23 AM »
I was wishing I had the fucks to give to be able to post this on Facebook. But the timing is bad for me in my life. The feeling of frustration is there though. ARGGh.
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2012, 03:50:15 AM »
Quote from: SHIN KAIRI on December 18, 2012, 07:34:56 PM
^ Well, if he could think clearly then He is not blameless. The mentally handicapped I was talking about are those who can't even think properly. Those that can't know right from wrong, or that don't have the capabilities of understanding the gospel message.

What about the ones that never heard the gospel message in the first place? Or didn't understand it because it was spoken through the mistranslations of well-meaning sorts who filtered their own self-projections through the message (for example, the ones who believe that you can kill children and then get into heaven by saying "I'm sorry" before you kill yourself because that's how it was explained to them?)

Curious.
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2012, 08:50:25 AM »
So this dude was doing god's work.

He sent those beautiful beautiful childern to heaven.  :'(

Such a holy gesture.
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2012, 08:56:31 AM »
When you go to heaven as a kid do you stay a kid forever? 
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2012, 09:03:13 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 21, 2012, 08:56:31 AM
When you go to heaven as a kid do you stay a kid forever?
No. You grow up in Heaven till u reach the age God wants you to stay at, which must be the same for every person. I mean, the concept of age won't even exist... we will all be physically, mentally & appearance-wise in our best. No age here...
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2012, 09:17:28 AM »
That's convenient.  SHIN...you know so much about this God thing.  How lucky for you to be privy to such knowledge.
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2012, 09:42:43 AM »
^ Yes, well what do you want me to say? :P I know alot. :P

There are a few millions out there that also know what I know, but I must admit that compared to 7 billion who remain in the dark, a few million seem insignificant...

God must have a plan. :P
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Re: Xstian Logic
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2012, 11:59:40 AM »
Quote from: SHIN KAIRI on December 21, 2012, 09:03:13 AM
No. You grow up in Heaven till u reach the age God wants you to stay at, which must be the same for every person. I mean, the concept of age won't even exist... we will all be physically, mentally & appearance-wise in our best. No age here...

That is pretty informative, with that type of inside info I have to ask you, have you been to the other side?
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