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Betty Bowers explains pretty much everything on YouTube
« on: October 24, 2012, 01:23:37 PM »
This lady is a treasure. She just explained Traditional Marriage to me and I'm going back to learn all about sex, abortion and prayer. She even promises to explain how"less is Mormon" - I can hardly wait!

Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian. I think I might keep her cued up online so I can share her wisdom with the next evangelicals that knock on my door, offering to save me.

http://www.bettybowers.com/

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Re: Betty Bowers explains pretty much everything on YouTube
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2012, 01:13:03 PM »
Better Bowers was one of my favorites. I say was because I've pretty much given up watching youtube atheist videos, educational or humorous.
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Re: Betty Bowers explains pretty much everything on YouTube
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2012, 01:15:35 PM »
Betty B. rocks.
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Re: Betty Bowers explains pretty much everything on YouTube
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2012, 02:35:40 PM »
Well, I learned from the first video that I watched on her site that the bible has instructions on how to abort a baby, which should be done if one has an unfaithful wife. And I'm guessing that raped wives are guilty of being unfaithful. So at least married raped women can get abortions. But I'm hoping they don't have to drink the crap described in the bible.

Also that people have a value in shekels, but only after they are one month old. Before that, they have no value. Hmmmm.

However, I was pleased to see that I'm still worth 15 shekels.

Of course, as per Exodus 21:32, a slave is worth 30 shekels. There goes my ego trip.

The abortion stuff is in Numbers 5:15
The value of us hard working folks is detailed in various early versus of Leviticus 27, starting with :3. Apparently this is how you get on gods good side. By buying him off.

Thanks for the link to the good Mrs. Bowers, Jag.
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Re: Betty Bowers explains pretty much everything on YouTube
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2012, 09:11:01 AM »
Hahahaha

I almost died laughing visiting her website. During the end of the quiz part, when you click Betty Bower's apocalyptic travel agency, no matter what I do, I won't be able to click "Heaven" destination, it keeps escaping me :D
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Re: Betty Bowers explains pretty much everything on YouTube
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 07:56:19 PM »
fascinating. I especially like the Jesus tract and the creationism in science class.

For youtube videos I still check out Atheist Experience every now and again.