"Don't vote for Obama 'cause he's anti-Catholic, and Romney's, like, GORGEOUS! and we haven't had a gorgeous president since Kennedy but he got shot [plane flies over]...what was I saying? Oh, yeah, and, like Romney is so GORGEOUS and, but, like he's not a Christian, I'm Catholic,and he's a Mormon but he's, like, so GORGEOUS. I named my tits after him...I mean, my dog...."
[paraphrased]
Talk about a person who believes the lies, and needs to stop dying her hair so much 'cause it's making her stupider.
-Nam