The war on christmas? They started it. In the sense that christmas music is "drone" warfare.
I hope somebody gets my joke.
I was hoping that the war on Christmas was at least as permanent as our real wars.
As for xmas music, several years in retail ruined me forever. It was the damn Barbara Streisand Sings Christmas album that put the nail in the coffin. She sang "Jingle Bells" like she was on speed.
I can still tolerate the Barenaked Ladies Christmas Album, though. They have several "I hate Christmas" type songs, one really funny one about elves going on strike and something for the Jewish holidays.
A few weeks ago there was already xmas stuff for sale at Costco. When it's not even Halloween yet, you have to wonder how the "war on Christmas" people can keep a straight face.